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The Barking Machine


April 10th 2012 5:17 pm
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We were out walking earlier and I barkbarkbarked at this man who passed near us. He told me "you're too pretty to be mean." What?!? Whatevfur dude! First off, I'm *handsome* cause I'm a boy, as my blue leash should clearly get across, and secondly, I am too mean, you heard me barkbarkbark! Sheesh! People need to learn dog around here! Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta go get loving from my mom. And no, being a mama's boy doesn't make me a "pretty" dog, it makes me spoiled rotten, woof!


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Barked by: Wendy G

April 10th 2012 at 6:39 pm

Da nerbe ob dat guy, Shakey!! Sumtimes peeple fink I r a gurl, tu. Whut da heck r up wif dat?? Grrrrrr :D
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

April 10th 2012 at 7:32 pm

*tsk* I feel your pain, dude. People aren't sure if I'm a boy or a girl either. I have a black studded collar on, what do you THINK I am???
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2012 at 12:41 am

BOL! Everyone always thinks I'm a boy. Even though I's got a pink collar and a pink leash and wear dresses.
Barked by: Angel Petey- In Loving Memory (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2012 at 3:34 am

oh I hear that...spoiled rotten we all are!!! BOL
Barked by: Cathey U

April 11th 2012 at 3:47 am

Ya coulda gone right up to the guy and lifted your leg on him.
Maybe he would get the message. ;-)
Barked by: Puff (Dogster Member)

April 11th 2012 at 11:10 pm

Zoe - you are one smart pup!!!! Not only would it have corrected the gender issue but it might have changed the man's perception of what a "mean" dog might be - BOL, BOL
Barked by: Duncan Fife (Dogster Member)

April 12th 2012 at 12:26 pm

I have that problem too. Because I'm Wheaten they think I'm a girl. I wear a blue harness and I certainly have a deep bark. What's with the peeps?

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