The Barking Machine
I need my spaceJanuary 10th 2012 2:51 pm[ Leave A Comment | 9 people already have ] My silly mom's been all sad and what not that I haven't come upstairs to sleep with her and Lacey for the last couple of nights. Sheesh mom, I need my space! I'm your same schnauzer that used to go in another room to nap, back when we had other rooms and no stairs in the house. It's like she furgot who I am! BOL (The downstairs here is just one big room so I don't have many places to escape to without having to climb the stupid stairs.) Besides, I also have five zillion beds downstairs to sleep in instead of just two upstairs (Lacey and mom take up the big human bed). I can also see and thus bark at stuff outside, I mean if the other dogs are upstairs with the humans, who's left to be security? Me, that's who. Ruuuffff!
Leave A Comment | 9 people already have You tell 'em Shakespeare!! Somefurs have got to guard the home while others stick to hoomans like glue. Don't tell nobody, but I kinda stick to my mom like glue too. BOL!! But, I do my share of patrol work around here to make sure varmints stay clear of the yard. Just this morning I ran off a cooing dove that started to land in the yard. OMD, Jiffy! Dose cooin' doves can be 'bi-shcus! Wow. Ob corse yu need yur space, Shakey. Dem r a coupla gurlses an'; dem fawk 'bout handbags an' makes-up an' skirts an' junk. No guy needs heer 'bout dat! BOL! We all need our own space! ~ I gotta be Security too, but for some reason, my momma tries to snuggle me at night. I don't let her though. I needs my space, too-- right on top of Momma...bol! we all need our space every now and again I understand Shakey. Some nights I sleep in the bed with Mum & Hamish, other nights I sleep with my first mom. Then other nights I sleep in my pup cave under the bed, and still other nights I sleep down stairs and am on patrol. I like to keep them guessing! I'm with dude! Tell the women in your life to chill out! Shhhh mom! HD's mom here, Buckwheat a/k/a/ HD, sleeps in bed with me every night. HD hangs his head, now you gone an done it momma........ Some pup's gotta do security!! I sweeps on da sofa sometimes juss to keep a watch on da place. Greta is always back in da bebroom wif Mom. |
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January 10th 2012 at 4:16 pm