Oh Dear, my super awesome life-raft bed is all wet!

Terrible news
My most favorite thing ever, my humungous bed, was the casualty of a flooding basement this evening!
I have to say, it did not float well!
I had to climb up on the couch, and cry until people came home to rescue me!
Now it's soaking wet, and dad says it weighs over 200lbs!
How are we going to save the bed???????
Mum better think of soemthing fast!

RoooooHooooooo! Got a new HUGMUNGOUS- bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so freaking excited about my new bed!
It's gignormous. All my other beds I would fall off the sides and end up spending half the night on the floor :(
But not anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom bought me a Mammoth Bed, the biggest they have (6'x4'), and I look like a baby puupy in it. I can curl up into the roll around the outside, or put my big head up on it, or snuggle up right in the middle.
She said I can even have sleep overs with it, me and my roomie Deuce fit perfect on it together.
The first night I didn't know what to do with so much space, must have done 20 loser laps before I found the best spot, but I got it figured out now!
For any big pups out there, you should definitely ask your mom's for this bed, the absolute bestest!!!!

Who wears Sweater Vests????????????

It all started out fine and dandy. A beautiful Sunday afternoon at home with mom and dad. They were doing some sort of clothing purge because they kept puling things out of the closet and throwing them on the floor...usualy after dad tried them on and mom laughed at him.

I really think my mom should have a little dog because she seems to think that it;s fun to dress me up.....not so fun, I'm a little large and I do not cooperate with her antics....but somehow I end up wearing cloths!

Mom thought it would be fun to put me in this hideous sweater vest......I mean, who wears a sweater vest at 120lbs, other than grandpas!!!!!!! Plus it was sunny out, it's not like I was cold.

There I was, clad in a green sweater vest.......so embarrassing....than they started taking pictures.....mom said she'll put them up for all to see.....sheesh.
And if it wasn't bad enough that they did this for fun, they left me in it for HOURS........
I was even roaming in our front feild in it.....people form the road could SEE ME!!!!! They were probably laughing and pointing...I'm mortified.
Finally after mom left for work dad felt bad and took it off me, I wish he'd protest for me when she gets these crazy ideas!

Well, after that little stunt I am definitely on the big bed tonight.....no amount of cookies is getting me off......maybe she should sleep on the floor....with only the sweater vest to keep her warm........

She Called Me A DRAMA QUEEN!!!!!!!

March 9, 2006

So I have a regular old Wed morning, except that Mom was around, a little odd, but not a bad thing, and then mom and dad get already to go out. We all load into the truck and head on out. Well, nobody told me where we were headed....and I see why not....we went to the VETS!
I get real excited when I get there, Dad says it's mostly nervous excitement, but either way I bounce around, I hate gettting on the scale, so Dad doesn't know exactly how much a weigh.......to bad for him, if he knew he probably wouldn't lift me into the truck anymore...hehehe.
Once the evil vet woman came into the room, I gae her some Big Dog Growls, but dad got mad at me. It's not my fault she kept trying to look in my ears and touch my hips......Well than comes the worst part, she brings out NEEDLES!
Dad is trying to control me head and Mom is waving cookies in my face, and this evil lady STABS ME WITH A HUGE NEEDLE, TWICE!!!!!
So the whole time I was crying real loud and talking to her telling her to get away, but she got me. Than she has the nerve to say "Oh Toby, I give these same needles to little baby kittens..........You are such a DRAMA QUEEN!"
I am thuroughly unimpressed, I'll have to speak to my people about only being treated by Vets who understand my unique personality needs, I mean really, those needles are humogous and very scary.......I wonder how she'd like it if I stuck her with one.........Hmmmm........next time.........