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Dogatory Remarks

New friend / family member named Lily!

OK...so my sister (human) got married and what did she do? She got a thing called "a dog". I have no idea why she did this or why she chose something that looks sort of like me but she did.

Ever so often, she brings Lily over (short for Diamond Lil'). Lily has been quite a challenge to me, since I am older and wiser. She had to be told what she can or cannot do in MY house. I guess I kind of like her but then again she pushes all my buttons. Often she comes over and sometimes stays way too long.

She does a curious thing with her tail in my face that I call "fishy tail" and it MAKES ME NUTS. Inevitably, we end up chasing one another and I think she thinks this is play, because it gets faster and faster and faster until she gives up and plunks herself down with her legs up in the air. Even though she is 3 times my size and they call her a "puppy", I still rule the roost around here.

Well, anyway if you would like to see Lil' you can see a picture that my sister (human) took of Lil' caught in the act of being naughty in the bathroom. Hmmm....I would never do such a thing.