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Everybody Loves Boomer

Goals for the New Year

I have 3 goals for the new year:

1) Continue my offensive against the Mad Bunnies and their critter allies. Luckily I have Lt. Winry (and Capt. Fozzie to some degree) to help me meet this goal!

2) Snuggle more with Mommy. (Did I mention I can be ruthless AND incredibly cute and cuddly? I'm the total package!!!!).

3) Continue my undefeated win streak against Winry and Hayden in wrestling. It's good to be # 1!

Thank you Furry Federation!

Incoming Transmission from Starfleet Command:

"Starfleet is proud to award the next medal to Captain Boomer of the USS Tracker. Her performance and the performance of her crew was outstanding and above the call of duty during the recent invasion of the Mad Bunnies Empire.

Captain Boomer was relentless in her pursuit and destruction of all of the ships in the the Mad Bunnies armada.

The galaxy is safe once again thanks to her. We hereby award her the Starfleet Cross Medal.

Congratulations Capt. Boomer from Starfleet Command and Admiral Elvis"

WOW! Did Christmas come a day early? Oh my goodness I am so HONORED to be recognized by my peers in the Furry Federation. Thank you to Starfleet and Admiral Elvis for this honor!!!!

I know that I can be a bit... single minded... at times and I have my crew to thank for keeping me on track. Much like the famous Capt. Jean-Luc Picard and his struggles with the Borg, I too carry a vengance against the Mad Bunnies Empire and I especially rely on Lt. Winry to keep me focused on our mission-at-hand.

Be sure to know that wherever there are Mad Bunnies (or Squirrels, Deer, Possum, Shrews or the dreaded Ground Hogs), I, Capt. Boomer, will be there to defend the Federation to my last breath... or that of our enemy!

All I want for Christmas is....

1) Squirrels

2) Bunnies

3) Shrews

4) Bunnies

5) Deer

6) Groundhogs

7) Did I mention bunnies????

Ummm.... I won't hurt them, I swear... yeah, that's right.