Photo Comments Age: 11 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs
Leave a bone for Merphy Dublin
Doobs, Merph-Merph, Puppers, You Little *$%
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March 13th 2005
I like to play in the sprinklers, or better yet, in the mud, and I absolutely love those things that Mommy calls "no-nos"
Don't wake me up, take whatever I am chewing on, or wash my face, and we'll get along fine!
My fishy toy that quacks
Beef jerky, carrots, cheese, and broccoli.
Walk? I hate walking, unless we're at the beach!
I tricked Mom into thinking I was so darn cute and sweet, and she just couldn't resist. Ha! Fooled her!
Okay, this is the part that Mom wants to talk about all the cute stuff I do, and the naughty things that I, oh, I mean that Benji does. It's lies I tell you, all LIES! (except some of the cute things). I am an absolute angel. I always listen to what I am told (sometimes), I am always gentle (except the 12 hours a day that I am wrestling with Benji), I never ever steal food (hey, if you're dumb enough to leave food less than four feet high, then you may as well just put it in my bowl), I really do love walks (as long as you carry me), and I eat a healthy balanced diet including all seventeen food groups, including rocks, socks, sticks, pens and no-nos.
Now, if someone will PLEASE read this and send this message to my mom (I keep trying to tell her, but she speaks some foreign language): "Mom, you're always telling me how much you love me, but if you really loved me then I have one word for you--TOYS! That's T-O-Y-S-!-!-! Quit spending all that money on lame outfits and that pathetic little hat. If you think I would be caught dead wearing that thing, you're delusional! So, take all that money and buy me something I really need, like more toys! I only have 5-6 in each room of the house, I NEED more! You can also invest in some more treats. Or how about this, get me a real haircut at the "Professional" Groomers...you are not a professional by any means. And oh yeah, about those bows...have you not noticed the thing hanging between my legs? I'm a boy, I don't care that the bows are blue, they are not cute! Honor these requests, and we will both be happy. Love ya, Merphy"
I love dirt
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|December 16th 2005
||More than 11 years!
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