October 9th 2006 12:45 pm
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I'm famous. Have you heard? I stole the show. Everyone who knows me and my brother knows what show I'm talking about. I'm a star, a stealth pimp doggy star. And it's all thanks to my whacky brother Dasher. Well, he's not so whacky after all, not any more anyway. If it wasn't for him being crazy, I'd might not have had my chance with fame. Of course, I've always been a sexy dog, very popular with all the hot lookin' bitches around the beach, but now Radar Love is gonna' be popular with ALL da' bitches in the country. I guess I can share with Dasher because I can only handle so many females. Now that Dasher's been helped, he has all this confidence. I love my brother and all, but he's definitely not a lady's dog, not like me. It's a tough job being a little love machine, but someon'e gotta' do it. Bark at y'all later.

PS
I AM the Boss!!! No matter what Dasher says!