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French Bulldog

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Home:Jenison, MI

Age: 8 Years Sex: Male Weight: 26-50 lbs

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Nicknames:
Wayne the Bruce, The PT Cruiser, Dancing Bear, Tater Tot, B Dubya, B Dub, Brucie, Bwuce, Bwucie, El Guapo, Monsieur, The Smucker, Succubus, Sucky Baby, The Silverback

Doggie Dynamics:

Energy

sleepy		energetic

Intelligence

silly		genius

Friendliness

aggressive		affectionate

Playfulness

not playful		very playful

Disposition

anxious		calm

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Birthday:
August 20th 2003

Likes:
Sucking on our forearms when disturbed by noises, strangers, or to release anxiety or welcome us home. Um, he also like FOOD...all food, all the time. Oh, and smelling dog butts and dog pee spots and peeing on dog pee and poop spots.

Pet-Peeves:
People who won't let him smuck. People who "man-handle" him...makes him growly...not enough food when he wants it....EMPTY WATER BOWL..."DAMN YOU WATER BOWL!!!" He'll scratch it until we come fill it.

Favorite Toy:
Anything that can be tugged upon...especially if his brother Rudy is at the other end. Any toy that can be jumped up to be caught and tugged on and, hopefully, small enough to be secreted and hidden and then covertly flaunted to his brother and sister

Favorite Food:
Are you kidding? Food is his favorite food. He, although French, is no gourmand. He like funk, stink, and a LOT of it. Blue cheese, pate, etc. But also his kibble..he LOVES him some kibble

Favorite Walk:
The vacant lot next to our house...especially if his Daddy will let him off leash...then he runs onto the golf course and pees and POOPS into the sand trap.

Best Tricks:
Smucking...he sucks forearms like some desperate love vampire. It's adorable. He and his brother and sister (Boxers Rudy and Freya) sleep on the couch behind us while WE SIT ON THE FLOOR. If he wants attention, he paws us on the head.

Arrival Story:
We found a good breeder through the woman who bred our magnificent Boxers. Frenchies are great matches for the physical and overtly emotional Boxers....they are French...Boxers are German...they are opposites...pitched against each other by time, temperament and history, yet they are inexorably drawn to each other.

Bio:
Bruce is the quirkiest dog we have ever owned. I think he sprang from Zeus's head..honestly. No wonder Frenchies were the favorite dog of Norman whores. He's fiercely loyal, protective, an amazing judge of character, and a true soul companion. We named him Bruce Wayne because he has ears like Batman, and is an inscrutable superhero...to us, at least!

Forums Motto:
Grunt, grunt , snort grunt!

The Groups I'm In:
Furry Friends of West Michigan

I've Been On Dogster Since:

December 13th 2005