October 4th 2011 6:54 pm
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Dear diary...I have a bone to pick and I must tell you...and after this,what my humans dared to do....I better get all the best bones available from that steer....or else,I will let Fatty McShitShit poop till her heart is content,join in the pooping party and blame...dad-better yet dad,I know where you sleep!.
Today as I was minding my own business my humans have finally gone too far....it is not enough that mommy put up all sorts of things like a spider bigger then me,or these things that look like kids but do not smell like kids...it is not enough that a pumpkin that smells like food is on the floor to tease me non-stop....but they had the nerve to put into my livingroom a walking talking broom...Now...a part of me wants to kill this like I do the vacume....and..oh get this...Magie and me had the braveness like you have no idea,we went up to it,barked at it,even pulled it about..and I may raise my leg to it yet.....now mom is going to need surgery to remove the 2 big girls from her rump..Daffy tried to hide under her legs and Tommy Girl nearly flew up on the sofa to hide behind mom....can we say.....CHICKEN!
When does it end diary......