Snow! Whoo hoo!

WE got to spend Kittymas at our house in New Mexico. IT snowed like CRAAAZZYY! All day and all night....for a whopping two feet on the first day, then another two feet a few days later! Wow, it was great. I ran out in my yard as fast as possible, blew through the snow like a musher. I'm so cool. I'm fast too.Faster than that stupid jack rabbit that I didn't get in Lubbock by the Lake. Boy, momma and Scotty were MAAADD at me for chasing that goofy rabbit. They were waving their hands and yelling...but...hey, I had a job to do.

Oh yeah, snow. So we went skiing. Momma, Scotty, Walter and me. Walter was trying to sneak on Scooty's skiis and get a free ride. I'm too tough for that. I like to leap in deep furrows of snow and almost disappear, then pop out and chase Walter as fast as I can. Whew!It just makes my feet get a clumpy and icy. Boo hoo. Poor feetzies. Momma said that somebody told her to put olive oil on them to prevent the ice clumps, well , that was tasty! Umm. But it didn't work. Oh well. Mommas gonna get us "musher wax" or something like that. Yeah, we're mushers! Who hoo!!

Snow! Whoo hoo!

WE got to spend Kittymas at our house in New Mexico. IT snowed like CRAAAZZYY! All day and all night....for a whopping two feet on the first day, then another two feet a few days later! Wow, it was great. I ran out in my yard as fast as possible, blew through the snow like a musher. I'm so cool. I'm fast too.Faster than that stupid jack rabbit that I didn't get in Lubbock by the Lake. Boy, momma and Scotty were MAAADD at me for chasing that goofy rabbit. They were waving their hands and yelling...but...hey, I had a job to do.

Oh yeah, snow. So we went skiing. Momma, Scotty, Walter and me. Walter was trying to sneak on Scooty's skiis and get a free ride. I'm too tough for that. I like to leap in deep furrows of snow and almost disappear, then pop out and chase Walter as fast as I can. Whew!It just makes my feet get a clumpy and icy. Boo hoo. Poor feetzies. Momma said that somebody told her to put olive oil on them to prevent the ice clumps, well , that was tasty! Umm. But it didn't work. Oh well. Mommas gonna get us "musher wax" or something like that. Yeah, we're mushers! Who hoo!!

New Mexico! Who hoo!

Momma and Scotty bought us a summer home where we are going to watch for cows and goats and stray rabbits! I saw one the last time but momma wouldn't let me get it. Gosh momma! How can I be a guard dog if I can't get the rabbits? Huh?
Oh yeah, and there're coyotes that cruise by on their own private trail that Walter and I stake out.WE SEE YOU STUPID COYOTES!! HA! you don't scare us! We'll see who's boss. HA!

ok, Momma says I can't threaten the coyotes because they are wild and we can't beat them up.BUT IF WE COULD WE WOULD !!HA!!!HA!!!ROOOO!!

OK, well that's all of the news. I'm still king of the dog park and all of the dogs bow down to me, IKE THE KING.ROOOO!!! ( Momma says I'm not the king, but I am a member of the dog park and share toys there ).That IS A LIE!! I DON"T SHARE TOYS AT ALL!!!!


I steal toys because they all belong to me!!HA!! HA!! ROOO!!!

just kidding momma, really. love you momma and walt and nellie and scotty.

REAL SNAKEY! YIKES!

Momma took me and Walter down to the lake to run.I love to go down to run...oh, I love it! I sniff the aroma of bottoms and feet, and poop, and SNAKES! YIKES! SNAKES! There was a big ole mean looking snake swimming in MY spot at the lake!!How dare he!!! Momma got all excited and started dancing around for me to get out, but ha,ha, ha, I DO WHAT I WANT!! I didn't get out.That snakey isn't gonna stop my swimming! HA!! Oh well, anyway, I got kinda bored with the snake and saw a bird.Much faster and funnier. By then lots of people were looking at the snake.I said, man, why aren't you looking at me? ME? I'm IKE! I'm king of the park!!!!Yippie!!Somebody said she'd help momma get me out, but then momma said "he won't come anyway" and I laughed to myself....he, he, he. She's got my number....OH I miss my snakey toy.Real snakes aren't as fun. Snakey toy was delicious and stuffed. Oh, poor dead snakey toy. Hey, why aren't you looking at me? Hi Momma!!Here I am! Love ya momma! !! Ok, I'll get out...woosh...shake, shake shake.......nice to see you too momma....yeah, you're the best momma...yeah, I'm ok.Thanks momma.Let's run!

My new toy bag for Kittymas

Mamma got me a new toy bag at Costco!! Whoo hooo! New snakey toy in blue.It's all mine, mine, mine...ha ha Walter tried to get it from me but I dropped it and ran...squeaky snakey toy......heh, heh, love them.....oh, also a treat snack,,,,,,snasauges......or something....ummm. eat those up......scarf,scarf....Momma and big Scotty are taking us to Colorado for my first Kittymas ...not taking our sister Nellie (big girl grandma kitty) 'cause she's too old and mean and pees everywhere...but Colorado has big kitties! We can chase and catch kitties . I asked for a new car from Santa for my big Kittymas present and guess what??? I GOT IT!!! I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!!! HA! HA WALTER!! I AM THE KING!!! THere is a great photo of me in MY NEW CAR, next to my big brother Walter...I let him ride in it too.....and Momma, 'cause she has to drive. Momma put a big net up in the back so I can't leap over to get slim jims......ha,ha, ha I can squeeze through anyway when she isn't looking.
I GET WHAT I WANT!!HA!!!!!

I know Momma told me I have to share and calm down. Sad Momma covered in mud, 'cause I jumped on her. But she still loves me!! He, he,he. Love momma too.She's the best. I let her drive my new car 'cause I'm just a puppy.Can't drive. Duh!!
Gotta go.Momma says we can go TO THE DOG PARK!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOO...Gonna take my flying squirrel,,,,,,,and NOT SHARE!!!!!WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... oh,,,i mean i will be glad to share with my friends ( this is momma typing now).

chaio bella puppiosimos....see ya.....

Snakey Toy is BAAAAADDD!

Woah momma, love mr.snakey toy. He squeeks like a bunny and flips around like a leaping lizard.Whoa....daddy, play with me and snakey toy,k?k?

....no?......ahhhhh.....i'm gonna get you.....nip! he, he, he! told ya so, told ya so! why do I have to sit? Ah jeez, you're such a kill joy....pooh on you,phut,phut

hey ! SQUIRREL ! WHoooo, get me at that SQUIRREL! Letmeout, letmeout,letmeout..ok, I'll letmyself out.....yeah......I'm king.....I'll get you SQUIRREL....whosh..whosh...up a tree......damn.....ROOO,ROOOO,ROOOO,ROOOO,ROOOOO to you SQUIRREL ! RO00!RO000!RO00000! stupid squirrel,you're ugly and tiny...ha! ha!ha!

cat food....sniffy,sniffy......um.....get outa my way I'm comin in! ......chomp,gobble,scarf......um......he,he,he ........little poop chaser! crunch....um...ummm.......

where's snakey toy? momma? snakey toy? oh yeah......couch....plop! he,he,he

ROOOO,ROOOO,ROOOOO!

Love being KING!!!LOVE BEING KING!!!

NO, you can't play with my snakey toy! NO!