October 8th 2007 1:50 am
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Well this just about takes the buscuit!! I woke up this morning expecting huge gifts and lots of cuddles ...... nothing ... we came down for breakfast and mom busied herself with the furless ones and still NOTHING ... then mom gets the girls ready for school and NOTHING ... so by this point I am thinking ok she is going to surprise me so I wait patiently...

Then mom takes the girls to school and on her return I think ok this is is Rockybaby get ready to be spoilt .... she walks in and guess what .... NOTHING .... she potters around, makes a bacon sandwich sits down and still NOTHING .... then she gets up and I am getting excited cause I think this is it!!! She comes to her office sits at her desk and turns on the computer .... still NOTHING

So by now I think mmm ok get in her face and let her know I am here ... still nothing... she tells me to get down cause she has work to do!! Then she logs onto her emails ... starts reading them ... then sees one with an interesting RE line ..... Dogster would like to wish Rocco Rocky a happy birthday!!

Well the intake of air into her lungs shook the desk and she said OH MY DOG!!!! .... Yes folks thats right you guessed it, my own mom who I look after, give love too, defend, help her eat her food, kiss her feet, keep her warm in MY bed, .... the one for which everything I do is for her TOTALLY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!

Of course she is trying to creep now, giving me extra kisses and belly rubs and is running off to the shops as soon as she has finished her chore of secretary to buy me something nice for tea and of course presents!! But I have to say this just does not cut it!!

I need to think of a cunning plan to punish her and burn into her brain my BIRTHDAY DATE!! ... Can anyone think of anything suitable and fitting enough to bestow on her in a wicked way???

Yours the UNHAPPY ROCKMEISTER