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Pomeranian

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Home:Vienna, VA

Age: 18 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Nicknames:
Dumplin, The Dude With 'Tude, Little Boy, Happy Jack, Mr. Man, Pooper, Stinky Breath, The Village Idiot, Here Comes Trouble

Quick Bio:

-purebred

-dog rescue

Likes:
Going to the park, being the center of attention, snuggling (never met a lap he didn't like).

Pet-Peeves:
UPS trucks. Snowmen (seriously). Thunderstorms. Me taking too long to take him outside,which results in a nose bonk to the back of my calf.

Favorite Toy:
Squeak toys -- Duckie, Cheeseburger, & Octopus have all been at the top of the list. Right now it's SpongeBob Square Pants. They are used for pillows, and for dumping at my feet to announce it's dinner-time.

Favorite Food:
Beef. Cheese. Greenies. Anything I'm eating. Favorite eating experience - the day at the cabin he fondly remembers as The Day of Many Meats.

Favorite Walk:
In the woods -- so many smells, so little time.... (He liked the beach, but wasn't too sure about those slooshing waves.)

Arrival Story:
Bandit is a rescue dog -- I adopted him in May of 1995. It was love at first sight -- I put my fingers through the cage, and he tucked his head and pressed his forehead against my fingers. And the rest, as they say, is history...

Bio:
Bandit is a small dog, but at 13 pounds, he's honkin' for a Pomeranian. He KNOWS he's cute; he makes me laugh every day. His goal in life is to keep the world safe from squirrels; apparently, they're pure evil. When he's trying to shmooze me for something, he'll flash me this big, cheesy, toothy grin. When he gets excited, he spins in circles ("stupid circles"). He loves sleep-overs at my sisters house with her two dogs (aka his 'crazy cousins'). When we drive over, he puts his paws up on the dashboard, looking like Max on the sled in the Christmas cartoon The Grinch. He barks when he's dreaming, which sounds really weird, because his mouth is closed. He loves the McDonalds drive through -- he squeaks at the employees if they don't hand over his cheeseburger fast enough. He cleans his face like a cat. He scares himself when he farts. (Seriously. I've laughed till I've cried over this one.) And you should hear him belch - he sounds like an overweight truck driver. He insists on an after dinner snuggle and a 'dessert' biscuit. He snorts when he gets impatient. He hides biscuits in my bed; I guess sometimes a boy just needs a late night snack. (More than few times I have awoken to the sound of "crunch,crunch, crunch" at 2:00 am.) And, as nutty as he is, he's just about the best companion a girl could hope to have!

Forums Motto:
Never met a lap he didn't like

The Groups I'm In:
***DOGGIE INFORMATION SHARE***, 10 YEARS OR OVER??? DOGS or CATS, Pet-O-Nomics, Virginia Dogs

I've Been On Dogster Since:

March 29th 2004