Conspiracy theory

Chocolate...garbage...bugs...cat poop...onions...stealing socks...chasing birds...
What do these things have in common? They're all really fun, but whenever I get the chance to experience them, I'm told, "NO!" or "Drop it!" or "Leave it!"

"They" tell me it's for my own good. But is it? Is it really? How could anything so fun be anything but good? Ponder this, doggies--what if they're not protecting us, but keeping all the good stuff for themselves? Think of this, the next time you're on a walk and you come across something really fun or tasty. It might just be a conspiracy...

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