The Chaos Chronicles

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Happy Birthday to Me!

October 4th 2008 5:31 pm
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Ah, I love getting birthday treats and toys! The weather was kinda yucky and mommy didn't want us to be out in the yuckiness. But she did take me and my bro to Petsmart to pick up new toys and treats for me! Of course, I'm such a gentledog that I allowed mommy to share some of my new treats to my greedy brother. BOL. I'll need to train mommy more to play with me with her socks and not with the new toys. I love messing around with her stuff than with mine! Grandpa also came over this morning to wish me a happy birthday and he held me in his arms for a bit. I love company. =)

 

I'm Training Mommy

August 3rd 2008 11:44 am
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Okay, so here's the deal. We have two neighbors on either side of our house. One's nice and great and the other one is the devil. Mommy and the nice neighbor hate this other neighbor because he complains about everything (especially our barking which he claims is "shrieking"). Excuse me....we're terriers and we are good watch dogs. Barking is what we (me and Monty) do! Now, since we're leading mommy to believe that we want to please mommy, she's thinking that we are good doggies when it comes to not barking when she has the spray bottle. Not only have we not barked at intruders or the mean neighbor, we have been very very nice! How long will this last until Mommy will not use that dreaded squirt bottle?? I hate water!

 

Live New Toys

July 3rd 2008 7:30 am
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I just love it when I go walking with Monty and Mommy. I never know when I will find new live toys to play with! Mommy says these "toys" are called lizards. Boy, they sure are fast and try so hard to get away from me! But today, there were so many lizards out today! I was soo close to grabbing one. I'm getting a lot faster so those lizards better watch out for me! BOL!

 

Yay! Doggie Poopies!

December 15th 2007 12:54 pm
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Woo Hoo! I was happy as a pig in mud! I rolled myself up in doggie poopie at the park this morning! Boy, did I smell good! BOL! Mommy wasn't too thrilled when she saw me run up to her....She gave me this big talk about how she had to give me a bath along with my harness. But I told her that doggies are suppose to roll around in poopies. She just doesn't understand!

 

Thanksgiving Tag!

November 18th 2007 7:34 pm
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My pal Frankie tagged me!

Here are the rules:
Because it’s Thanksgiving time, there is a change to the rules. Each player needs to tell seven special things they are thankful for. Tagged dogs must post the rules in their diary and their 7 things. Then choose 7 pups to tag and list their names. Let them know by pawmail or rosette that they have been tagged and to read your diary for the instructions on how to play.

Seven Things I’m Thankful For:

1. I’m thankful for such a great Mommy. She loves me so!
2. I'm thankful to have a brother to keep me company when Mommy does her errands.
3. I'm thankful for Grandpa coming around to see me every weekend...even if it's only for a little bit.
4. I'm thankful for every brand new day.
5. I'm thankful for all the chicken treats Mommy puts in my food. It's yummy!
6. I'm thankful for having a backyard to play in.
7. I'm thankful that Mommy decided that I don't need to be making any babies. There are plenty of pups in the world that need a good home!

I am tagging:
Balder Amicus
Mini
Bonita
Ducati
Hanalei
Duke
Eli

 

I've Been Tagged!

November 7th 2007 3:49 pm
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I have been tagged by Uno!

Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the rules & their 7 pawsome facts in their Diary. Then they choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here's my 7 fun facts!

1. I'm no longer scared of my farts, but love smelling them every time.
2. I'm a tough boy when I want to be.
3. If I don't get my way, I'd paw at Mommy.
4. I love tackling mommy's leg.
5. I'm a shy boy.
6. I love to cuddle (most times)
7. I have to copy whatever Monty's doing.

Here're the 7 pups I'm tagging!
Dixie Chick
Dude's Big Boy
Snowball
Wooly
Choe
Thumper
Callye

 

I had fun today!

September 7th 2007 12:05 pm
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Yippee! I accompanied my brother to the vet's today and I didn't have to be looked over for once! That was surely a surprise to me, though I didn't act all scared as always. Mommy was gonna pay for Monty's vaccs and I wanted to leave my brother there! That's right....I wanted Mommy all to myself. BOL.

Afterwards, Mommy took me and Monty for a walk in Grandpa's backyard. He came along too since he hasn't seen us in forever! It was fun, but Mommy said we were too dirty! What? Too dirty?! The dirtier the better I always say! So much for staying dirty because we were given a bath. I wasn't as dirty as my brother because he took a spill in the dirt. That was funny because he fell and I didn't! BOL!

JoJo

 

I've Been Tagged!

June 8th 2007 6:22 am
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I have been tagged by Little Man Mickey!

Here are the rules:
Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged need to post the rules & their 7 pawsome facts in their Diary. Then they choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here's my 7 fun facts!

1.I love to sleep under the covers and it sometimes bugs Mommy
2. I get scared of my own farts.
3. I run away from dangle berries (you know.....its humiliating when you poop and it's still attached to your butt by a long strand of hair!)
4. I love to sit/lie on mommy's lap while she watches TV. Mommy thinks I watch TV with her when I do this.
5. I boogie down when Mommy comes home. Shake shake shake, shake it all around!
6. I like to howl.
7. I love bugging Montyy all day long!

Here're the 7 pups I'm tagging!
Diesel
Aster
Barkley
Sir Max A Million
Archie
Chloe
Pudder

To those who didn't get a rosette from me, I'm truly sorry my brother and I went hog wild early this month.

 

Yay! Mommy's Home!

February 1st 2007 4:32 pm
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Since Tuesday, Mommy's been working at home and hanging out with us! I hate it when she has to get up early to go work. Something bad happened at work....people came by and stole some computers?? So Mommy was kind enough to lend her work computer to a designer so she can get some work done. The other designers are at home working or taking care of a new baby! Mommy was hoping to get a quiet week at home, but no sir! There's been a lot of activity coming and going with the servers. Yikes! Good thing I don't have mommy's job! I'm soo happy though that mommy gets to work at home though. Its great having her around all the time!

 

Those Dang Landscapers!

December 20th 2006 9:30 am
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These crazy landscapers started redoing mommy's landscaping in the front and back. I don't like it at all and bark at them for dear life to go away! They're here all day making a big fat mess and I can't enjoy going outside to be myself. I'M suppose to MAKE the mess and dig up the dirt, not people! I'm hoping that they will leave soon so I can resume my schnauzer activities and not be scared of going to the bathroom too! (shh....things that aren't suppose to be on my turf kinda scare me!)

 
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