November 25th 2005 4:38 pm
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My first entry..... My mom says that She can't believe how well behaved I am for 8 months old. But I remember the days when I got sent "time-out" in the kennel, almost 6 times a day. I think i'll tell you about those days and it'll also remind my mom about how bad I was... Now remember this happened daily!!
I'd start out in morning really good, mom would get up and let me out of the kennel, (after I howled, whined, and barked for 30 minutes straight at 5:30 am :D) to let me go pee!!! After I did that, I would come in for a treat and run to my bowl for breakfast. After breakfast, for some weird reason mom would let me outside again and tell me to "go pee!!" but I just went, I didn't have to go agian. Every day she did this. So she let me in, and She'd go upstairs and I'd go downstairs and poop on the floor. Into the kennel I go. It isn't until now I realize what she wants me to do outside after I eat!!
Once mom let me out, it meant playtime. Mom is alot of fun, but when I play she says the word "NO" alot (now, of course I know what that means). Anyways playtime went like this. I eat plants, mom said "no", I bite feet, mom said "no", I chew rocking chair, mom said "no", I pee on floor, mom gets really mad and into the kennel I go.
At around lunchtime, mom let me outside agian, I made sure I watched her and when she looked away, I ate the garbage, rocks, dirt, bugs, and other tasty stuff that now, I have come to dislike. If I got lucky and she walked away because I took to long to do my thing, then guess what!! Digging time!! But mom always caught me and into the kennel I go.
3:30 means "WALK time" I get to go to the off-leash area, so that I can eat more dirt, rabbit poop, rocks, rappers, a push pop and even a dead mouse once, "yuck". ahhhhhh! it was there where I discovered my first train. I love trains. I race every single train that comes from one end of the feild to the other. At first mom wouldn't let me, but she soon came to realize that it was safe and that I always come running back. Now that I have been chasing trains for a while, some of the drivers recgonize me and beep their horn as they pass!! it's so fun!!
When we come back from the walk, for some weird reason, mom is tired. So I amused myself by chewing on everything and eating everything. I remember once I chewed a great big hole in the wall!! the dry wall and the paint was really good!! but that was the maddest mom has every been. The hole is still there to remind me to never ever do that agian, I thought I was never going to get let out of the kennel again : (.
So just a reveiw for all those pups out there who are tired of the kennel...
Rule #1: Poop and pee OUTSIDE, cause human gets really really mad and puts you in the kennel.
Rule #2: Don't chew funiture.
Rule #3: Don't eat dirt, rocks, garbage, rabbit poop, leaves, or dead mice.
Rule #4: Don't bite humans, they don't like that very much.
Rule #5: Don't dig holes in the yard.
Rule #6: never, ever eat the wall : (
As long as I follow these rules, mom doesn't yell at me or throw me in the kennel!! : ) She still can't believe how well behaved I am for 8 months old, but I'm smarter now and I do all those bad things behind her back. shhhhhh!!! don't tell her I said that.