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She Warned Me!!!

Oh My God!!

Where 'o where did my manhood go?!?! I got neutered and now I have nothing. I was a stud before and it was as big as a plum, now it is the size of grapes...Sniff, sniff!! If only I listened. At least I am back to my hyper old self...Daddy is mad, because I still lift my leg. He tells mommy that eventhough I got neutered, I'm still marking things and alwayz will. Mommy is still mad at me, cuz I am always whining. I can't help it, I'm hyperactive and I don't like to be kenneled. I wonder when mommy is gonna let me roam freely around the house. Perhaps when my stitches come out and I don't have to wear a cone no more? Mommy says I get my stitches out tomorrow. I can't wait, but I am scared. Will it hurt?!?! I will try to be a good puppy. Right now, mommy says she sees an improvement in my behavior, but she can't really tell because I am wearing a cone, everytime I drink water, the cone picks up water and it drips all over the floor. I think ever since I got neutered, I have better bladder control. I haven't got much to pee these days, so hopefully, I will not have any accidents and get in trouble. I'll keep you updated on my progress as I go along.

If Only I Listened...

Waaah!!! I got neutered yesterday.... Waaah!!! I should have listened to mommy. She told me this would happen if I kept marking things and being naughty. I've been humping everything that moves including boyz and girlz. Daddy and his friends say I am GAY...what is that?!?! I know I was a horny little puppy, but will I calm down? I don't think so...not if I can help it. Hehehe!!! The good news is I am being spoiled rotten. Last nite, I ate treats for dinner, and this morning I got hand fed!!...I guess I better be a good boy, otherwise mommy says she will neuter me again...Is that possible?!?! I hope not...Waaah!!!