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If I could walk all day I would

Super Dog

The other day after we came back from yet another roadtrip, Daddy was at the mailbox and it was dark and I was so excited to be out of the car so I leaped off the ground about three feet away from the short fence in the front yard, cleared the fence and then crashed on the road for my landing. I tried to cover it up, but my stupid chin started bleeding, then Mommy and Daddy had to wipe it off with that stingy stuff so it wouldn't get infected. There goes my acting career. My Daddy said maybe I could be a stunt double, I am not sure what that means but if it is anything like my crash landing on the road, no thanks I have a enough roadrash for one lifetime. I am a pretty amazing jumper. I cleared that fence so good, if it wasn't for the sidewalk being higher and my legs landing on it, I would have landed just fine. Stupid sidewalks, you can't even poop on them without having to stop and clean it up, what's the fun in that, how am I supposed to show it off, sidewalks are dumb...my Mommy says I have to go to bed, I am crabby and still sick with what the vet says could be kennel cough, whatever, I feel fine. Ok, maybe I am a little tiredzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

ROAD TRIP

Holy Woof, we just went on the longest dog trip ever. We drove to Grandma and Grandpa's house for Christmas. 36 hours in the car, that's like 252 hours in doggy hours! Ohmygawd! And that seat bealt thing mommy and daddy made me wear, ridiculous. They say it's for my own good, but wow, talk about unwoofderable! I couldn't wander around in the back seat and I had to lay down and if I decided I wanted to go around and around in circles to get comfortable I made a big mess and then mommy would have to untangle me. Then to top it off I am a sissy-lala and a momma's boy so I cried the first 105 hours, it wasn't as long for mommy to her it was only 15 hours. Still long enough! One time we had to stop in the mountains and go potty and it was 2 degrees below zero, my little feet even froze, I actually felt sorry for Bosco that night. Now we have to drive back next Monday, I don't know about that. And Bosco, don't get me started on Bosco, he sits in his little car seat like he's a little angel and doesn't cry and just sits there and sleeps, brown noser. This white stuff they have all over the ground in Fargo is COLD!!! I have a hard time standing on it. Brrrrrrrrr, this place is for the birds, oh wait, they don't even stay here in the winter!! My mom says to I'm supposed to say Happy Holidays, so Happy Howlidays!

To my biggest fans!
Hustler (paw)

I'm not sure what it is

I got a new brother! I think, he's smaller than me, but he seems so old and cranky. He gets mad when Mommy and Daddy pet me and lunges and makes a snarly, yappy noise at me. It's really kind of scary. I a a sissy so I just take it an look sad. I know, I know, the girls like the sensitive ones who don't want to fight, that's what I am after (wink, wink ladies!). I am sure it's just a pahse, Mommy said he had a rough life before we adopted him. He is a pretty handsome guy, and hopefully one day he'll like me too and we can play. I think he's ok. He'll be better when he realizes he's not going anywhere and that yucky cough goes away and his boys heal (Mommy calls them boys, and I hear it's a painful procedure!) Oh well. I am excited to get new brother though. Check him out.
To my biggest fans,
Hustler