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Searching for the revolution

Skinny Taco Max

Last week Max got groomed and now he's a super skinny dog. At least his matted fur is gone. Since it's gotten colder outside his walks are a lot shorter. I think he loves to go out for walks, regardless of how hot or cold it is.

I am SO spry

My bitter animosity towards my nemesis, the street cat referred to as 'Zelda', increases with each passing day. Her current quest is domination of the room of the ultimate beings called 'Lene, Protector of Cute things and Avid Brownie Eater' as well as 'Jane, Bather of small dogs and High Violinist of the Nether regions'. She attempts to sneak into the room, often running underneath the computer and jumping onto the windowsill. Other areas of exploration of this ghastly beast is the top of the entertainment center, where the only good thing of her presence is to absorb the extremely large amounts of dust that occupy the area.

Still, she will be defeated. Swiftly and with grace for I am Max, the conquerer of bully sticks and massive odorous anal emissions.

A Walk to Remember

This morning I ran into a 14-year-old Pekingese and a 16-year-old giant Schnauzer thing. I also pooped a buncha times.

Then I got home and was depressed all day. I didn't want to do anything except appear forlorn. Maybe it was because of Sudan or the lack of pancakes. But anyway, I realized that Evil Cat Zeldar was around so I terrorized her for a bit.