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"OK....now your pushing it with the underwear mom!!!" |
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"Skuse me dawlin...but could you pawleeze pass da Grey Poupon??" |
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"OH NO...not da bunny...HOW EMBARRASSING!!" |
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"Dis one's for you Aunt Brennie!!" |
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"Don't ya just lub flowers" |
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"Think I'd learn to stay out of mom's garden...out comes the camera every time!!" |
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"But mom....really...the sun is not in my eyes...Geesche" |
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"LOOK...my own birfday Hot dog...YUMMIE" |
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"Pawleezze...have a heart mom...don't make me go outside in da rain!!!" |
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"Lookin pretty for my Mom" |
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"I think I see a shooting star...everyone make a wish!!" |
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"Drat Aunt Ann & Brutie....why oh why did you get me bows for my birfday...GEESH" |
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"OK..I know I promised to give up peanut butter for my Max {{{allergic}} but pawleeze can I have just one more???" |
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"Me & mom at our local Humane Society...OMDAWWG... Kitties Galore...Yeeeoooooiiieeeee" |
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"Der better be a darn good treat for this one!!!" |
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"This is my couch and don't you forget it!!" |
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"How did Jenna Pooh know that I just ruv stuffed toys.....especially a pal of T-I-G-G-E-R!!" |
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"Santa does love me even thou I ripped out his squeaky" |
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"Dis town ain't big eruf fer da both of us varmit....so git on outta here!!! {{Psssttttt}}..did I scare ya??" |
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"MWAH...I wish all my pal's a happy July 4th" |
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"I pledge Allegiance To the Flag of the United States of America and to the Republic For Which It Stands One Nation Under God, Indivisible, With Liberty and Justice for ALL!!" |
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"Pawleeze,,,Don't hate me cause I'm bearootiful" |
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"I'M FREEEEEEEEE at last!!! Thanks Brave Brutie, Sentational Sassy, Mighty Dawg Dallas, Kool Kingie and Indy race car driver Sassy Girl!!!" |
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"I used to be princess...now I'm just a girl with a prison record...{{{hangs head in shame}}}" |
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"Back when momma really truely loved me...now I'm just a criminal of love!!!" |
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"Miss August 2007 "Playdawg Swimsuit" Edition"" |
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"OK....now your pushing it with the underwear mom!!!" |
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"I'm 7 years old today...woohoo....pawleeze pass da cake" |
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"{{{GASP}}}...CNN???? OMDAWWWG" |
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"Max....will you be my Valentine??" |
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