They Put Me On A Diet

I can't believe it the rotten old vet said I was grossly overweight so now they are cutting down all my food
I'm busy plotting how I am going to get them for this I am not grossy overweight hrmph

Humans Can Be So Annoying

I have just discovered a great new game pulling up the carpet.It's so much fun!I found this join you see and discovered I could get my teeth around it well now those pesky humans are complaining and say I am wrecking the place.Hmmp What do they know they are wrecking my fun I love to pull at that carpet and watch it come up up and away and I'm not going to stop for anybody

Mummy can't believe how heavy I'm getting she keeps pointing out my fat tummy to everybody I wish I wasn't so easy to pick up
I now have total dominion over Tottie except when I try to go outside she just won't let me play I don't like being forced back inside otherwise she does what I tell her.
Missy still ignores me most of the time I'll keep trying though I like barking now I've really got the hang of it

Six Months Old Today

And well on my way to world dominion.Today this house tommorow the world

Wow

One of my ears is standing right up now.I'm so excited the other one is still flopped over a bit though.Mummy is a bit worried it won't stand up at all but I told her it will when it's ready.I'm three months old now.I feel so grown up but they still treat me like I'm a baby and limit my playtime with Tottie I stole her bone the other day and then when she tried to get it back I growled at her and she ran away hee hee hee

One Month

Well I've been here one month now and they're finally starting to let me play with Tottie.They keep telling me that I'm only little and that I have to be careful but I don't feel little.
I don't know what Missy thinks of me yet but I know Tottie likes me I like her too but when I wriggle I scare her hee hee.She is very tall but she's a push over really I'll be making here do what I want soon she's already under my spell