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My Plans to Take Over

They Put Me On A Diet

I can't believe it the rotten old vet said I was grossly overweight so now they are cutting down all my food
I'm busy plotting how I am going to get them for this I am not grossy overweight hrmph

Humans Can Be So Annoying

I have just discovered a great new game pulling up the carpet.It's so much fun!I found this join you see and discovered I could get my teeth around it well now those pesky humans are complaining and say I am wrecking the place.Hmmp What do they know they are wrecking my fun I love to pull at that carpet and watch it come up up and away and I'm not going to stop for anybody

Mummy can't believe how heavy I'm getting she keeps pointing out my fat tummy to everybody I wish I wasn't so easy to pick up
I now have total dominion over Tottie except when I try to go outside she just won't let me play I don't like being forced back inside otherwise she does what I tell her.
Missy still ignores me most of the time I'll keep trying though I like barking now I've really got the hang of it