February 10th 2010 6:53 pm
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But the fire is so delightful.
And since we've got no place to go,
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
On second thought, please stop snowing. Seriously. I mean c'mon it's one thing to have one blizzard, but two in a row... no way. On top of the over three feet of snow we got a couple days ago, we got 18 more inches today. Not to mention... IT'S STILL SNOWING. Geez. I can't even walk in this mess. It's WAY over my head. And mommy expects me to go potty outside in the snow. Yeah right. There's no way in he** I'm gonna go potty in the cold, wet snow. My feet are cold and eww who does that? It's got to be animal cruelty. I'd like to see her go potty ouside in the snow. Maybe then she'd know how I feel. What a sight that would be! Can you imagine? Eww nevermind don't imagine that, gross. Personally, I think under these horrendous circumstances, going potty on the carpet is perfectly reasonable. Enough said. I just don't get why she gets so mad about it. Oh well, I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree about this.
What's my favorite snow activity, you ask? Laying in front of the heater ofcourse. Ahhh I'm on cloud nine! That is...until Cassie pushes me away. She has no problem hogging the heater. She sure is a meanie. What happened to sharing is caring? Cassie sure didn't get the memo. She has yet to understand that with my tiny size I can lay in front of the heater and she will still get the full amount of heat by lying behind me. She must have a brain the size of a pea. I wonder about her sometimes. Sandy, on the other hand, is no problem. When she is in front of the heater and I want some heat too, I just lay right in front of her. She doesn't mind. We cuddle together all the time. Boy is she warm and cozy. Just take a look at all that fluff. It's times like these that I wish I had some fluff too. Man it is too cold outside to be lacking in the fur department. Mom puts sweaters on me, but it's just not the same. I need more fur! My legs get so cold... hech my whole body gets cold. Uggh I hate winter. Where are you Spring?
The forecast says there's gonna be another snowstorm on monday. Like we haven't gotten enough snow already. That's it. I'm moving to Florida.
August 15th 2006 12:22 pm
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My mom finally decided to enter me in an online photo contest. Took her long enough, huh?! This is my first contest, and I'm so excited!!! The contest she entered me in is a fashion contest, and I need all the help I can get for the votes. I would really appreciate it, and would be ever so greatful if you would please vote for me. I feel bad begging for votes, but hey a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! Anyway, the website for the contest is: http://www.cesar.com/circle/runway.aspx
The picture mommy entered of me is my main picture on dogster right now. There are two dogs with the name Paris, so make sure you vote for the right one! *BOL* You can vote everyday, if you'd like. The last day to vote is the 17th, so hurry up and vote! *BOL* Like I said before, I truly appreciate every vote I get and will be so very greatful!
April 16th 2006 5:46 pm
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Easter is finally here! First, and foremost, I would like to wish everyone a very Hoppy, I mean Happy, Easter!
Today I woke up and raced down the stairs to find my Easter Basket. It took me a while, but I finally found where that sneaky rabbit hid my basket! Oh was I overjoyed when I rumaged through its contents! The basket was filled with so many yummy treats and well... lets just say I couldn't eat just one! I had to try this one and that one and... and... and that one! I just couldn't help myself, everything was just so yummy. Unfortunately mom had to take my Easter basket awy from me before I ate everything inside of it. *BOL* Luckily, though, she said I could have more later.
The fun was also spoiled when mommy said she was going to church with the rest of the family. At first I thought I was going and I got all excited, but then I saw "The Crate." It's this evil jail cell that everyone locks me in when they have to go somewhere that I can't go and when no one will be home to watch me. Boy do I hate the crate. It's pure evilness! *BOL* I mean, come on it's not like I'm going to eat everything in the house. Well, at least not every single thing. I might chew something here or there, but hey it's only out of pure anger. It's not like you wouldn't deserve it either cuz don't you know that I'm supposed to go EVERYWHERE with you? Geez get it straight guys! After more than an hour mommy finally came home and I was so excited that I wanted her to hold me and pet me continuously and never let me down! I could sense that everyone was going to leave again, so I couldn't help but cry. Mom says I sounded so pitiful and reassured me that this time I would be able to go with her. To grandmothers house we go! Yes, you heard me right, I got to go to my grandma's house!
Before we left to grandma's house mommy put me in the dress she made for me. She was up late last night finishing up my Easter dress! She wanted to make sure it was finished so I could show off how cute I look in it to all of our human relatives. A whole bunch of mommy's aunts, uncles, and cousins were at her grandmas house for Easter. I love my new dress! It's even more special cuz it's one-of-a-kind, made with love by mom! Mommy loves the color purple, so she made my dress out of Lavender colored material. It's so beautiful! Mom put pictures of me in my Easter dress on my page so everyone could see how gorgeous I look! I love to run around and twirl in my new dress. It's so much fun and it makes the skirt part of the dress poof out and swirl! Mommy says when I twirl I look like a ballerina! Yeah mom, only the cutest ballerina ever! *BOL*
When we got to Grandma's house I was overwhelmed by everyones reaction to my beautiful new dress! Everyone thought I looked so cute! I just loved the attention I was getting. My doggie cousin, Hailey, was at Grandma's house. Hailey is a Lab, Goldren Retreiver mix. She's really old, so she wasn't that great of a playmate for me. I also wasn't too happy about the way she tried to steal my mommy and almost stepped on me a couple of times. Lets just get this straight, my mommy is mine and no one, and I mean no one can take her away from me. And that is that! Mommy got this really cute picture of me standing on top of Hailey. Mommy's little sister is also in the picture. Hailey's daddy had suggested that mommy take a picture of me standing on Hailey, so she did. Hailey was such a good sport about it too. She didn't move a muscle, she just layed there smiling! What a cutie she is!
After many stick fetchings and a lot of table scraps, I was pooped. I was totally worn out and definitely ready to go home when the time came. I was so worn out that I slept the whole car ride home! Today was amazing and so much fun! I hope everyone had as much fun as me this Easter.