September 16th 2005 5:27 am
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Guess what I just found out? My parents have been hiding something from me. They have their very own sprinkler to play with INSIDE THE HOUSE! Man, I love the sprinkler! I'm crazy for the sprinkler! BRING IT ON!

Here's how I found out about the secret sprinkler IN THE HOUSE. One morning dad got up to go to work. I got to sleep late with mom. When it was finally time to get up, mom went into the bathroom and TURNED ON THE SPRINKLER! I didn't even know it was there! So mom got to play in the sprinkler INSIDE THE HOUSE and all I could do is bark and jump and bark some more and hope she noticed me and let me play with the sprinkler that she so selfishly had kept hidden from me.

I mean, if I had a sprinkler INSIDE THE HOUSE, I'd never have to go outside to play anymore.

I can't believe they never told me about the sprinkler they were hiding INSIDE THE HOUSE!