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Vote for the Mutant 7/9/09

July 9th 2009 7:26 pm
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I have decided to throw in my pillow Monica and run for King of Snoops. I know I am just a mutant but I have never felt more at home then in the Snoops. I am still so honored to be in such a great family.

If I am made King I promise to up hold the Snoops Bill of Rights. I will try to make many parties to introduce the new snoops with the old. I want to see all my old friends back and I love meeting new ones.
I promise to help any and all snoops in need. My ears are always opened for you.
I want to also get all the angels involved. They need to know how much they are still loved.
Plus I know how you beagles love to eat so I promise lots of food and drink.
I hope you will vote for me and I will work my little mutant butt off for you all

The Beagle Bill of Rights
Amendment I
Humans shall make no law abridging the freedom to bark, bay, or howl anywhere, anytime, and for
any reason, real or imagined; or growl if moved or awakened from any chosen spot.
Squirting with hoses, water pistols, screaming, or physical intervention is strictly prohibited.
When Beagles bark, humans must listen until they understand and then perform accordingly.

Amendment II
The right to claim any spot on the bed first, not having to move for humans or siblings; covers and pillows
will remain untouched until we vacate said spot.
Good sun spots must be made available throughout every house and curtains that block access are open season.
Amendment III
The unlimited right to enter and exit the back door with human assistance, performed with no grumbling
under the breath.
Amendment IV
The right to at least one walk per day anywhere, anytime we want, including mud, water hazards,
garbage dumps, rolling on dead animals, insects or any other unidentified smelly goo; with
no censorship of items or creatures procured to eat.
No muzzles, masks, or other contraptions will be applied to abridge desire to forage.
Sniffing will have no limits as to time or object. Yanking or pulling on the leash is prohibited,
as is screaming or physical intervention.
Amendment V
Eating anything is an inalienable right and humans shall make no rules regarding it, including
but not limited to: the cat box, sibling’s treats or dinners, garbage can exploration, or countertop sweeping.
All packages must be inspected upon entrance to the house.
An adequate space either at or directly under the table must be provided at meal times.
Any food dropped on the floor must be pointed to and is immediately property of the Beagle eliminating any five second rule of humans, and if said Beagle is absent the item must remain untouched until his arrival whether from the next room or outside.
No Beagle is responsible for clean up of any residual dog spit.
Treats will be distributed upon human departure and arrival.
Vegetables from the garden whether on the plant or in a container, especially green beans, are property of the Beagle.
Obesity or its description will be eliminated from any handbooks, manuals, leaflets, or other propaganda upon entering the house and the Beagle will determine what weight is proper for their frame.
Amendment VI
Beagles will be secure in their possessions against any search either by humans or siblings.
No seizure of Beagle property is allowed and in the event of exchange for another item of higher value, both items become property of the Beagle.
In counter- point, Beagles have the right to search and seize at their whim; any pocket, purse, bag, toy box, dishwasher door, countertop, or child.
Amendment VII
Chewing feet, scratching ears, rolling on the back and biting of genitals will be permitted and the only resolution will be rubbing of the belly by the human.
Amendment VIII
Under no circumstances shall any Beagle or canine brother or sister be used for human medical experiment.
If caught, humans will undergo said experiment every day for the rest of their lives.
Amendment IX
Unusual human behavior, such as harmonica playing, phone talking, lawn mowing, leaf raking, bed-thrashing, etc. will be met with unlimited barking until said activity ceases.
Amendment X
No Beagle will be left behind!

 

DOTW

May 31st 2009 6:32 am
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Wow I couldnt believe it when my wonderful pal Murph's mom texted my mom to say I was DOTW. What a great honor it is. Thank you Dogster for picking little old naughty Jovi. I have got such beautiful presents from my pals and made some wonderful new ones. Mom has tried to thank everyone but if she missed one please forgive her she is getting old.
I love all my pals on Dogster

 

Raja interviewed me I am so excited

May 5th 2009 10:39 am
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Here goes:

RB: How did you get your furever name?
Jovi: Mom named me after her favorite band Bon Jovi. Before that I was just called puppy.

RB: You live in Staten Island. How big is the island? Do you often take the ferry to go to New York?
Jovi: The island is not that big. I personally have not taken the ferry to the city but mom has when her Dogster friends have come to visit. She takes an express bus to work and when I have gone in to the city I was always driven 



RB: Do you always have a New York state of mind, BOL! Tell us about New York City. What is it like to be a dog in one of the most exciting cities in the world?
Jovi: Funny you should mention that song because mom loves Billy Joel. Its fun being a dog in an exciting city. I have gone to meet a few Dogster pals in Central Park. We have had picnics and I was always with my pal Spuds. I got to see the horses and carriages. I even went to a meet up with Gibbon Spuds, Murphy and Crazy Daisy in a doggie store. The best thing I think was the Canine Cruise around NY. Meet a lot of Dogster pals were there.




RB: You became famous thru the Staten Island Advance. What was that about?
Jovi: Mom got a phone call from Dogster Headquarters. It seemed they were approached by the newspaper who wanted to do an article on dog networking. They asked mom if she would mind be interviewed for the paper and that rest is history...BOL !

RB: Do you like other dogs? Do you have a good pal you play with?
Jovi: I love other dogs. My favorite pal to play with is Spuds. We play this game our moms call toss the Jovi. He throws me in the air and I run back for him. Sometimes he tries to find my off button when I squeak too much. 



RB: You are supposed to be one very hyper dog. What do you do to balance your energy?
Jovi: I rest while mom is at work and when she comes home there is no stopping me. I play with my toys and my pillow (shhhhhh cant say what I do with that) When mom wants me to calm down I usually get a bully stick to chew on. I bark alot at every sound I hear. More like squeaking... 



RB: Anything else you would like to add for our readers.
Jovi: I just want to add that I love all my Dogster pals. You are all so special in your own way. Thank you Raja for doing this interview I really enjoyed it.

RB: What does the CEGE stand for?
Jovi with a smile: Certified Eye Glass Eater!

RB: And that of course has a story behind it. But I will leave it for next time

 

My Article

March 7th 2008 6:18 pm
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My article came out in the Staten Island Advance today and all my friends are calling me a superstar. I feel special today. They even picked the picture of me wearing my dogster tee shirt. Now that is special
http://www.silive.com/siadvance/stories/index.ssf?/ base/living/12048984106120.xml&coll=1

 

I am going to be a Star

March 1st 2008 10:47 am
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You arent going to believe what happened to mom and me. We were contacted this week by HQ to see if we were willing to do an interview on Dogster for the Staten Island Advance. Of course we agreed to do it. The reporter Andrea called mom Thursday night and we told her how we love Dogster. We told her how Dogster is a huge family and how wonderful all the pups are. We mentioned all the meetups we have been on and the fabulous friends we have made.
The article should be in next Friday's paper and guess what ... you can all see it on line. And better yet my picture is going to be there so you can all see how cute I am.
We love you Dogster family

 

I was made an honorary Snoop

July 1st 2007 8:30 am
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Wow I cant believe that my pals at Snoops made me an honorary snoop yesterday. I am not even a beagle mix. I love those guys. They have always been my pals and now they let me in on their fun. I still am in shock. This sure is a great day for little old me.

 

Tag you are it

May 22nd 2007 4:48 pm
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Hiya pups! My pal Scooter tagged me and now I'm it. I get to choose 7 of my pals to tag.

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Dogs who are tagged, need to post in their Diary the rules & their 7 pawsome facts. Then choose 7 dogs to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to bark them a pmail that they have been tagged and to read your Diary, or, send them a fun Rosette announcing they've been Tagged!

Here are 7 fun facts about me! Jovi

1.I love eating CDs.

2. I love squeaky toys!

3. I am getting to meet my pals Spuds and Roxie this weekend

4. I love sleeping with mommy

5. I want everyone to pet me and play with me

6. I love kissing people

7. I bark alot

Pass on the fun...

Your pal,

Jovi

I picked
1. Sammy
2. Nya
3. Cedar
4. Rilie
5. Jazzy
6. Ruffian
7. Spuds

 

Dog Of The Day

May 13th 2007 6:03 am
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Wow I cant believe they made me DOTD. What a great surprise and a wonderful Mother's Day gift for my mom. I know this made her day. But pals get this it didnt get me out of going to the groomers. Can you believe mom is still making me go. I cant and she wont even give me a CD to eat. What is that about.
Thanks Dogster for giving me such a wonderful honor.

 

No more crate

January 15th 2007 6:22 am
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Yeah my mom finally put that nasty crate away. I watched her take it apart and put it in the closet. I started doing the Jovi dance I couldnt be happier. Now I know if I am bad she cant tell me to go there. I know alot of dogs think of it as their safe place but I never did. My safe place is on my mom's lap.

 

No Crate

January 8th 2007 8:39 am
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I decided to update you. My mom did not make me sleep in the crate the night after I destroyed her things. What a wonderful mom I have. I have been behaving like I should be. In fact on Saturday Mom's friend came over with her baby granddaughter. I was really a good boy. All I did was lick her hand and sniff her. Ok I tried licking her face a few times but when I was told no I stopped. I guess I can behave when I want to.

 
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