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And they call me Baby Godzilla

the back door

today I was watching my dad put this little box on our back door (it slides open)
I learned how to open it and know i let myself & my family outside but i can't open
it (---------------)
(note to self)
(they press it..)
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i hope i can open the door before them fools know I figured it out heheheheh uh-oh
darn the human boy caught me licking the grease from a pan they used for bacon wrapped around some meat patty hes the only one who can outwitt me he knows when i run in his room i got somthing that i will get into trouble with when i an eating cats fud (food)

christmas

I was so excited when I saw nena and her boyfriend this christmas. I saw her when I was outside and I couldn't keep help but be excited. I was pawing at te door and finally mommy let me in. I get so excited some times that I try to jump up and hug them like I was human. Sometimes I wish they were dogs, it would be easier and fun because we could run and fight over bones.

A day in my life

Woofs .I am Orion aka baby godzilla .I am 8 months old now and my parents were told i will soon be a mega dane .I am deaf but belive you me that never stops a fella like me i read body language. sign language ive great eyesight and i am too smart for my own good mom says .I can open baby gates drawers i can move bbq pits uproot a small or dead tree .i love my humans Mom tells dad that i should have been called Attlia the Hun since i conquer all And i can be stubborn see Dad takes me to petsmart and i LOVE the cool floors and the attn so i Choose to lay down and kick back ,Dad tries to get me up NAW they are my pets (parents) Im getting better gotta humor them .Oh and im constructing my own pool with my older deaf brother Ozzie so when it rains i run run run jump jump jump and splash in the brown grey water boy its great !!Mom says i a muddy mess and thank God she has a Kirby .Dad gives me a bath RRRR i dont like clear water its funner when i make mud prints ,A day in my life is so 5.am wake up mom by lavishes of wet kisses if she will not get up i climb in and push her out 5.30 am i wag and kiss dad bye 5.45 mom and i go out so i can roam and go you know 6.00am i wake up the whole house hold go out with everyone else and play .6.30 am i go to my human brothers room and stand on the bed and command him to get up (yes i talk ) and 7.00am we all eat 7
.30 we go and relive ourselves .mom and my brother clean the yard area (2 times a day)OCD i say then i proceed to take a long nap 10.00i get up and play or follow mom.12 midday snacks 1/2/3 play play play indoors 3.15 OH BOY MY FAV PERSON DAD!!! 3.30 walk 5/6/7/sleep 7.30 eat 8.00 go back out side nd grab things to bring in 9.YAY MOMS HOME 10 bug mom11 bug mom 120sleep 1/2/3 musical couch or bed yes us danes have our own room (too clean)tuck 4am sleep Gotta go !!!wags licks