July 8th 2009 2:31 am
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This weekend me and my family went on a little vacation to the lake. There were LOTS of other dogs there. I stayed away from most of them cause they were WAY bigger than me and a little bit mean.
There was however, a very cute (yeah right) doxie puppy. He tried to kill mama with doxie kisses and she kept letting him. Everyone thought I was being a little too rough for the poor little thing. (again, yeah right) He had used his mind control to get all the furless ones. He would lay in their laps and cover them with those doxie kisses. They would oooo and aaahhh and giggle like a bunch of kids. Then he would attack me and bite with those razors he had for teeth.
One particular time during his mind control session on my furless aunt, he jumped down from her lap and attacked me. I was attacking back when my furless aunt reached to pick him up. I was not through with my attack so I grabbed him with my front paws. My furless aunt was pulling his tail side and I was pulling his head side. I think he stretched another good 6 inches. Maybe that's how they came to be so long, hmmm, it's a thought..............................
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I keep telling you, Doxies are evil!!!
Keeko...that last comment was from our lame-o mom. sheesh!
Us Again!!! Diary pick of the Day!!!! WhoooHoo!! Fundawgs in the news!!!!
You go, Keeko!! You crack me up!!
Hey, Keeno- Sounds like you had a Cool time with that doxie! Wish it had been me! I just love to run,play and chase....Yep, you're sure Funny! So I think, you'd be a Hoot to hang out with....Kisses, mazy