October 24th 2008 7:55 am
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Well me and mama were on one of our daily walks to the pier and I saw this strange looking thing. It looked kinda like a rock but when I smelled it, it had arms that came up and pinched my nose. OUCH!!!
I pushed it with my paw and another arm came up and pinched my paw. What kind of rock has pinching arms? I quickly swatted and back away. Ha mr. rock. I got you now. I swatted at it again but then made the mistake of sniffing again. (I have short term memory problems)(it's a terrier thing, I think).
Anyway, this sniff made the wierd rock stand up and move. It wasn't a rock at all. He looked like a gigantic spider but mama wasn't screaming so I knew he was one of those. What kind of creature was this thing. I put my nose up under it and shoved real hard. Hahahah mr wierd thing, take that. He stood up and started crawling into the water. Hahaha now your gonna drown in that salty stuff!! I was feeling all proud of myself. I had saved mama from the spider rock.
When we got back to the trailer I was all ready to tell daddy about my adventure. He was there with his bait bucket. He said something about catching a crab in his net. He told mama he was wondering what I would do with it. Come on daddy put this "crab thing" down and let me have. I'll show you what I'll do with it.
About that time I noticed, ANOTHER SPIDER ROCK. Oh no, run for you lives they are everywhere. There's no stopping them. Daddy says they are "crabs" and they live in the salty water. They won't hurt you, in fact people eat them. "Well go ahead daddy eat that thing if you want. BOL hahahaha "Should I tell them they will pinch the fire out of him?? Naw, I'll let him find out for himself" hahahahahahaha
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