Tucker Says....

The story of my life! "Go to your crate Tucker!", "Go to your crate Tucker!", that woman sounds like a broken record! Banished to the crate over an ice cube, yep, you heard right an ice cube! She SAYS she told us last night that if Izzy It and I got into another fight over ice cubes we would be punished. I personally didn't hear her but goody two shoes Izzy It says she heard it, but then she spends most of her time sucking up to Mom so her word is questionable at best.
I didn't start the fight anyway. There I was sitting calmly in the floor with four ice cubes at my feet, having a good time. Then along comes The Evil One and demands that two of those ice cubes belong to her. Excuse me... but I didn't hear Mom assign names to those ice cubes and I always thought it was first come, first served and I got to them all first so they are MINE! I growled and quickly learned that Izzy It is NOT the kind of dog you growl a warning at, a growl to her is an invitation to jump right in and have a fight! That girl is just pure evil..................but who got in trouble first? Good ole Tucker, as usual! Some thin story from Mom about how if I hadn't been stingy and growled first there wouldn't have even been a fight. So, here I sit, in my crate...no ice cubes...sad and lonely...singing the blues...the low down dirty blues... Can you hear my harmonica?

Tucker says....

Thank you to all my friends, Lucy, Mia, Jamie, Woody, Jasmine, Ares, Peanut, Snoopy, Butch, Penelope for my Rosettes. I really appreciate them!

Now before that Miss Know It All Izzy It tells it wrong, I want you to hear my side of the story. This is the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me Izzy! We were outside on the veranda while Mom was reading a book. She goes in to get the ever present Dr. Pepper refilled and left me and Izzy It out there. No problem, we play out there a lot. But this time Mom layed down a book she was reading, she says it was a really good book and she couldn't wait to finish it. As soon as she went into the house Izzy gets the book down off the loveseat and starts tearing it up. I barked for Mom and Mom even admits she heard me barking, what she doesn't admit is that her "precious Izzy It" could have torn that book up all by herself! She did, I saw her, I tried to warn Mom and because I was so busy trying to put the pieces of that book back together when Mom came back outside and she caught me with the paper in my mouth who got blamed? Yeah, you guessed it. Me! Not Izzy It, but little ole' innocent me! She just would not believe that Izzy It did it because she was by then sitting on the opposite side of the veranda looking all innocent and sweet (gag). Her day will come!

I'm glad my friends Bella and Abby are back on Dogster to stay. It just wasn't right someone trying to scare them away. HQ put an end to that little game. Good work HQ!

Well since I have been crated for the "great book caper" I might as well lay down and take a nap.......

Tucker Says....

First I want to thank all my friends, Storm, Snowy, Baxter, Peanut, Penelope, Sabrina and Mistque for my Rosettes, you guys are as usual great friends!

I am sure that by now Izzy It has run her mouth and told you all about my series of unfortunate adventures with her. Let me clear my good name. Ok, I admit she got me down and was biting me all the while screaming with joy. What she doesn't know is I let her do it....you see I figured if I gave in and let her whip me then Mom would think she was stronger and would lift the supervised playtime rule and then I could take care of that girl any time I wanted to. Yeah, that's it! That is exactly what happened! As for sharing my crate with the little brat, well I was cold, enough said. The girl better not even look at that chicken Mom is cooking me for lunch...............

In some ways I feel sorry for Izzy It, Mom is making her all fancy and stuff. Making her wear clothes and putting bows in her hair. Worse yet, I saw pink nail polish on Izzy It's nails today. Mom is going to turn her into a bigger Diva than she already is. Do you people know what it does to your psyche to have your butt whipped(uh, even if you did allow it to happen on purpose)by a girl with a pink bow in her hair and pink toenails? I'm telling you, it does something to a man. Arguss my friend, when will we gain control of these women? Now they want to neuter me! Stop the insanity! I NEED my testosterone to fight off this Izzy It that lives in our house! That will be a sad day when I surrender to the knife and come home a shell of the man I once was.

There is a rumor circulating about me being a thief. It was only one sock and a towel taken out of our own dryer, not exactly what I would call a felony offense. Ever since that incident with the cell phone when I was little they just will not believe I meant no harm and was only trying to help Mom unload the dryer. How long do you have to keep the evidence hidden before the statute of limitation runs out and you can't be charged with a crime? Not that I have that sock and towel hidden, I am just curious you understand.

We want justice for Mooie! Hope our letters have an impact so many great dogs here at Dogster are sad over poor Mooie and hoping to help the guilty get charged.

Oh Dogster, what have you done?! You actually made Izzy It Dog of The Day? Yes, I know I had my time in the spotlight but still....Izzy? She already thinks she is perfect there will be no living with her now!

Tucker Says....

I would like to tell you that I like Izzy It better but I don't. The little brat is always trying to stick her nose in my bowls and thinks she can play with my toys. Does my Mommy stop her? No! She just says "Now Tucker, you have to learn to share. Izzy just wants to play too." Well, I don't care if Izzy It wants to play or not, she has her own toys and that is exactly where she needs to stay. Just like right now, where am I? In my crate! Where is Izzy It? In the same room that Mom is in! Not fair, I didn't hurt her when I body slammed her into the floor, only stunned her for a minute. She is already over it because I can hear her in the kitchen playing with one of my toy stashes.

Oh please, some smart doctor out there! Invent me an Izzy It antidote or even a shampoo that would "wash that girl right out of my hair", ohhh wait, I am nearly bald, shampoo isn't really my thing, we better stick to an antidote, yeah an antidote to get rid of IZZY IT!!!!

She is good for one thing. I have been on this earth for 7 months now, I am a whopping 2 pounds and I still haven't figured out how to get over, under, through or open these gates Mom has in both kitchen doors to keep up in there when she isn't around to watch us. Izzy It was only here two weeks, weighs less than a pound and she figured it out, so now she lets me out too. Mom still hasn't figured out how Izzy It is doing it and I will never tell..............

Thank you to my good friends: Nutmeg, Peanut, Butch, Buddy, Abby, Squirt and Farley for my Rosettes! Abby you looked gorgeous in your beads at Mardi Gras! Squirt thank you for watching out for me from heaven!

UH OH, here comes Mom, she is going to free me, thinks I have learned my lesson. Oh boy, I am going to go whup me some Chi Izzy butt for playing with my toys while I was locked up!!!!

Tucker Says....

Well they did it! My Mom and Dad bought an "Izzy" into our house to live. Like it or not I have a new baby sister. Her name is Isabella Marie, aka Izzy. As far as I can tell she is to date pretty useless. Eat, sleep, go potty and take up space in Mom's lap is about all she does. In my eyes, the only thing saving her right now is she is a Chihuahua! Spoiled, OMD is this Izzy spoiled already! She has to be held to take her naps and my Mommy rocks her to sleep at night just like she did me when I was that little. You can see her page by going to the "my family" on my page and clicking on her picture. Not much there yet as she is still brand new but Mom is working on it.

Thank you Woody, Abby, Lily, Lady Bug, Timber, Penelope and Dogster for my Rosettes!!!

Tucker Says....

Thank you Lucky for my Rosette!

Tucker Says....

A big thank you to my friend Louis James for my Rosette! He's a great guy and his little sister is a doll!

I went to play with my sister last night! You see Mom got me and her friend got my sister. They live in the same neighborhood so we get to see each other all the time. We played and played last night. She is little like me so Mom doesn't have to worry about me getting hurt(Mom still doesn't get it! I am as big and strong as any Mastiff!). I just did one bad thing, I peed on her head! My sister didn't seem to mind but Mom made a big deal out of it. I was so tired when we came home I fell asleep and didn't wake up until this morning. It was a fun, fun, fun time!

Tucker Says....

First I want to thank Jacky, Peanut and Skye for my Rosettes, it's so good to have friends like you!

I want Kitai to know how much he means to me and that no matter where he is we will remain buddies!

This was a big day for me. Today I decided it was time to be a big boy and hike my leg to pee. I went to my paper, got into position and promptly lifted my leg and peed! Then I hear Mommy laughing hysterically, I looked to see what was so funny and she was looking at me. Then she picked me up and told me not to worry that someday soon I would "get it right", I was so puzzled until she explained that I have to lift one of my back legs and not the front leg I had lifted. Who knew? Since I am not convinced yet that she knows what she is talking about I am still lifting that front leg. I sure wouldn't want to look stupid by listening to the wrong information, after all Mommy still squats and SHE is a grown up!

Tucker is NOT for sale!

Today I found Tucker listed on puppyfind as being for sale in one place and as being sold in another. He is NOT for sale now nor will he ever be for sale. If you see his picture on puppyfind please notify me so I can once again have it removed. Thank you!

Tucker Says....

First I want to thank all the great dogs that wrote me and congratulated me on being Dogster of The Day, there is such a good and caring bunch of dogs here.

Thank you to: Poki, Peanut, Sugar, Bambi, Shadow, Naila, Bubbles, George Underwood, Daisy Mae and fionafancypants*Tova* for my Rosettes. I am so happy to call you all my friends.

I think I am all caught up on making the Valentine pictures but if I have missed anyone please let me know, posts can have a way of getting lost in the threads(my Mommy will forget where they are sometimes!)and I don't want to leave anyone out that I promised a picture to.

BASH: As always you guys are there for me!