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Have No Fear, Underdog is Here!

I just gotta be meeeeee...

It's true, I'm a happy little spaz (hence my name.) But I finally made the time to sit, stay, and dictate a diary entry to my human.

I have big news. I mean, this is major. But keep it on the down-low because it's kind of a secret operation, you know what I mean? I have found a way out of the yard. When my humans aren't looking, I sneak behind the shed to a break in the fence... and I'm Freeeee as a Biiiirrrddd.... I snuck out this afternoon, and it was actually a while before anyone noticed *snickers*. I decided that just sneaking out wasn't enough to satisfy my need for thrill-seeking. So just to add some extra excitement I rolled in a big pile of poo down the street. I guess I can't help it... when I smell poo I just have to roll in it. Must be because I'm a herding dog. Anyway, by the time my humans found me I smelled like a sewer. It was all fun and games until...

Dad threw me in the bath tub! Boy did I hate all that smelly dog shampoo. Why'd they have to go spoil all my fun? After I got out of the tub I felt ridiculous. What a buzz-killer.

Must go now... have frisbees to catch and and attention to get.
-Happy "The Hapster"