December 10th 2004 3:47 pm
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Maybe it's the way I am built. But bad odors seem to cling to me and I require more baths than the rest of my family. Sometimes when I come in from playing outside --well--I jsut stink. So then I need a bath which I do not enjoy. why do I stink? I am not sure. Maybe it's beacause I am short and squatty. When you stink, you do not get as much cuddling. So...baths are a necessary evil. Cuddling aside though, I would rather stink like road kill than take another bath. When you are a dog, the female dogs do not seem to mind a little stench. they seem to think it is a bit manly.
It's the human factor. Humans do not enjoy a good stench. No way. So if you lie down with humans, then you must subject yourself to the bath. sigh.
sigh. sigh.