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What makes me happy

sometimes I stink

Maybe it's the way I am built. But bad odors seem to cling to me and I require more baths than the rest of my family. Sometimes when I come in from playing outside --well--I jsut stink. So then I need a bath which I do not enjoy. why do I stink? I am not sure. Maybe it's beacause I am short and squatty. When you stink, you do not get as much cuddling. So...baths are a necessary evil. Cuddling aside though, I would rather stink like road kill than take another bath. When you are a dog, the female dogs do not seem to mind a little stench. they seem to think it is a bit manly.
It's the human factor. Humans do not enjoy a good stench. No way. So if you lie down with humans, then you must subject yourself to the bath. sigh.
sigh. sigh.

Snorting is sexy!

I am partial to corgi girls, but a nice sweet beagle lass can also be very appealing. I have this great trick where I sit up on my back legs and kind of balance myself like a ground hog for the longest time and let me tell you, it is a major crowd pleaser. I am built like a guy who spends a lot of time at the gym and yet, I mainly sleep , cuddle, do my trick 50 times a day for attention, and eat. In between there is some attempts at corgi and beagle humping at the dog run, some snoring, some weird noises, and some snarfling sounds. Yes, as you can imagine, I am dead sexy. I am, in fact, a hunk of burning love. Huba bubba!
you may laugh. you may even scoff at this, but it is the truth.