Where Did It Go?

Well, today my mom took me to the vet & i knew something was up cuz she kept kissing me & giving me alots of treats. Anyways, when i got there i knew it was the devil's lair (the vet) & to punish them i did my business right on their carpet & i'm referring to business #2...if you know what i mean...=) Mom was so embarrassed, but she should realize that i do that on purpose everytime. I hate the vet!!!

The vet shaved around my balls...i like to call them the "Maker." Then the next thing i knew they gave me a shot & i feel asleep...when i woke up the maker was missing & i had a terrible headache, with a lamp shade around my head & i couldn't scratch anything!!!

My mom picked me up & i was so excited! I hate the vet w/a passion & i only want to come home. I was pretty confused because not only could i not see the maker I couldn't feel it swinging around my legs. After a couple of hours i was in pain, but my mom gave me some medicine & it made me feel a lil' better...i think i would feel ALOT better if i could scratch that itch near the maker.

Anyways, a few days later the lamp shade was off & i realize that the maker was gone. I guess mom had enough of me marking my territory, but she doesn't realize that its not gonna stop me....so, now i have the last laugh...=)