Age: 11 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs
|Home:Mount Evelyn, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia ||[I have a diary!] |
Leave a bone for Gordon Challands
Lully, Teddy, Puppity, Kuntox(dont ask) Gordi
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April 4th 2002
Snacks, Hangin 2 steps behind my Dad, Black stinky mud, Green cow pats, People Food, Taking Dad for walks (I hold the lead in my mouth so he knows where to go), My bed, My basket full of my very own toys, Pretending I'm a big ferocious guard dog
Being left at home, Water without black stinky mud in it, Lavender or any other hideous smells my mum tries to put on me, Healthy food (both people and dog)
Apart from games with Dad, i have my very own basket full of fluffy squeeky things and good stuff i found all by myself and I NEVER touch ANY boring people things lying about of the floor, nor food off the coffee table (you never know where its been!)
Anything Mum and Dad are eating! YUM! I don't mind dog food as long as it is expensive and fresh. I am right into these great dried Bulls Penis' things my mum got (wonder what 'penis' is & 'bull' too for that matter?) Eh...whatever, they taste YUUUUMMMY!
I happily go anywhere and everywhere EXCEPT to the Bathroom when the water is running and my name gets called
Pretending I cant jump on the bed in the morning so Dad has to lift me up heh heh. I can really get up there with NO trouble anytime when I'm not supposed to! I know socks+shoes on Dad means "WALK!!!!!". I bark like an BIG Alsation until I'm seen HA!
My Mum and Dad told me they went to every dog show and then found me all by accident in the trading post. Then my surrogate parents bought me and my five brothers and sisters over, let us loose in the yard and told Mum and Dad to "PICK ONE"...it took a while let me tell you! Yawn...who WOULDN'T know I was the BEST out of those pea brains!? I am the best dog they have ever seen, let alone been the parents of...I know that coz they keep telling me. Mum and Dad are VERY smoochy (blerk) and do lots of patting poking, preening (ew) and kissing of me but I play the game coz I know i will get those yummo 'penis' things if i do! Heh heh
I was born in Tasmania where my Dog-Mum and Dog-Dad come from, and when I was 9 weeks old I came on a long and exciting voyage across Bass Strait on a huge boat called The Spirit of Tasmania (its a big ferry that fits 1300 people and dogs on it everyday). I am now three but i never went through those much talked and written about 'naughty twos' coz im far too smart for that...i figured out "Good Boy = Treats" within the first week I was here! I have never been to puppy school as my Dad and Mum taught me the basic stuff and I learnt the rest all by myself! As I said "Good Boy = Treats" Any dumb dog should be able to figure THAT one out...beats me why some dogs just dont get it?! Oh well thats their problem...I know when I'm onto a good thing and if the choice ever came up between freedom and my Mum and Dad, and my bed, and my home, and my yard, and my TV, and my stereo, and my car, and my Bulls Penis'...you get the drift, well there is just no WAY I'm goin' ANYWHERE! I am free to do almost ANYTHING I want to, but I know sometimes Mum and Dad can't play with me ALL the time, coz thet have to get money to buy me stuff, so I can easily amuse myself (you know, digging little holes then filling them in again, looking for good mud patches, pretending I'm a brown dog by getting as filthy as possible, looking for old tasty bones I buried two years ago.. YUM) I have NO idea how any dog could ever be bored there is so MUCH to sniff and piddle on alone, let alone the good stuff my Mum and Dad do with me! ('cept those stinky bath things...when I hear my name called and that water running at the same time, I cringe right down as far as I can and try to look as small and pathetic as possible so they will feel sorry for me and not do it, but they ALWAYS do...oh well...I just remember my motto.." Good Boy = Treats" and also I get to run around as fats as I can and look like a ninny when its over...its really not that bad, its just the thought and humiliation of it...I hope none of my Pup Pals EVER see me in the Bath and if those two parents of mine have stuck any pictures of me in the bath on MY website I will NOT be impressed and I will ask you NOT to look at them! (give me SOME privacy for goodness sake!)
Good Boy = Treats & Lully of the Kuntox
The Groups I'm In:
Westies Unite, ^^^^Funny, ~Westieville~
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|October 27th 2005
||More than 7 years!
Rosette, Star and Special Gift History
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September 1st 2009 12:30 am
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I would like to welcome my new friend! He is only 9 weeks new and he is a Pugalier. He is VERY cute and I can't wait to play with him, He has lovely Parents - Melle and Emma- so HI to them too!
I love you all coz I love EVERYONE!
Licks Gordy xxxxx
PS Dad said to say "GO THE SAINTS!" whatever that means...must ve a race or something?!
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