Age: 17 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs
|Home:Central, NJ ||[I have a diary!] |
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Luck Luck, chi-who-a-who-a!, my monster!
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I am not a dog, I know I am a little human! I love to meet new people (I hump small children - dominance thing I have since I KNOW I'm 150 lbs.) and sniff new canine's butts! I also love to run around and go crazy, it's what I do best!
I HATE TAKING THOSE WEIRD PILLS! Mom tries to trick me, hehehe, but I spit it out. Evil human! She won't win! Besides, I'm fine. Hmph! Ok so she wins...but we look like we both got out of a shower! I hate when I'm sleeping and people keep kissing...GR!!!!
My favorite toy is my mom's dad...he gives me bad food, lets me get away with everything, and sometimes walks me. I love having humans as my toys.
I am particular but I love peas in my food. Chicken and beef! Mommy said I am such a Pavlov dog...whatever that means!
Anywhere I can lift my leg three hundred plus times in under a minute.
Spitting yucky pills, looking adorable, opening doors, knowing three languages, faking them out by pretending I know nothing then I spring into action!, helping with chores, alerting them of anyone coming, I judge people's character & showing it!
My mommy said when she was in 8th grade, she was miserable without any 'little humans'. She always need them in her life. So she and grandma travelled all over high and low looking for the perfect angel (me). They came to the Newark Humane Society in Newark, NJ...that's where I was taken. Oh my, I was so scared and cold. I peed in the box on the way back on the box...but I was happy they FED ME REAL YUMMY FOOD! After a few days with them...mommy told me they only give orphans like me 7 days to live! : ( She said I was almost killed...Thank you mom! I love you! Now go buy me steak and put a pillow in my bed. Woof ;) I ruff you mama!
He was in a separate "ending" room..well I was not going to let that happen! He sat at the very top - all by his lonesome with a skin problem and malnourished...this made me so miserable! We took him home and I swear he ate that can that the dog food was in! I am crying as I type thinking about the misery that other animals go through on a daily basis and how we are so mean by breeding our animals! We fixed him up and love him enough to know that he is considered for EVERY aspect of our lives from breakfast to vacations. WE LOVE MISTER MAN! (his nickname)
Mommy works with those people who poke animals in the butt to make them feel better and she says:
we go through killing animals in NJ like water. STOP THE ABUSIVE, VICIOUS CYCLE AND SPAY/NEUTER YOUR PETS!
www.petfinder.com to adopt homeless pets.
to fix your pets! IT IS IMPORTANT FOR PREVENTION OF ALOT OF HEALTH PROBLEMS! DO IT ASAP STARTING AT 4 MONTHS OF AGE!
Looks are as far as innocence goes.
I've Been On Dogster Since:
|October 26th 2005
||More than 10 years!
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November 20th 2005 6:16 pm
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Grr...mommy came home from work and smelled of dog! Of course I sniff her pants and sneakers until I get enought to know she didn't cheat on me. I smell alot of weird puggles and poodle mixes! Eeekk! She met 2 chihuahuas...ok I'm jealous. She always reports any jack russells or chihuahua little humans she meets. She said there were 2 sexy little female chihuahuas, too bad I'm neutered :(
Arf! Anyway, I puked in front of mommy and she flipped out! Grandpa is still feeding me good human food mm...mommy called grandpa some bad names and now they are not talking..oops. Next time I'll puke in the closet so she won't find it. That's where I pooped once a while ago. Hehehehehe. My never ending dramatic life!
Thanksgiving is coming! TURKEYYYYYY...that means I'm getting a kiddie chair to sit down close to grandpa...yeaaa more human food for meeee! Turkey mm..I hope this year I get a special present...like mashed potatoes!~! wooo!
Have a Lucky day everyone! I love all my pawpals! Keep in touch dudes, I'm kinda scared of Archibald...he's sexy but he could chew me like a mini-greenie! Eee!! (But mommy LOVES big dogs! and sophisticated names too!..)
Happy Turkey-burpey day! ::farts and looks at but sniffing:: what is that!
October 28th 2005 8:45 am
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I think my mom hates me. She has taken me to that weird place every week for the past three weeks! GRRR..My mom was trying to explain what a heart murmur is to me, but a man..I don't care...BRING ON THE BAD FOOD! WOO!
I am stubborn..my grandpa always feeds me human food..cuz duh, I'm a human! Mom has been yelling at him every day for years now...well she said it finally caught up to me. I don't know what a heart murmur is but mommy said my heart is beating right, the valves don't close right or something? I tend to stop in a spot and cough for a long time and it really hurts me...sometimes I'm alone when it happens and it scares me.
That's why mommy told me she's been giving me all these weird pills...I fight with her like crazy..I even throw them up...heheheheheheee.....I must be a chihuahua >:o)
Anyway, the first time they stuck a thermometer up my ( O )
(mommy tells me I should watch my language).
That's the day the PILLS came home (rolls eyeballs)
It started with a few..now it's like 4 a day! RIDICULOUS!
I WANT A RECOUNT! WOOF!
The second time she left me there all day [yawns] They shaved my chest and a bit of my belly to do an echocardiogram (ok so mommy typed that big word for me) and a chest xray. I was well-behaved, because I KNOW that I don't have a choice. I guess mommy missed me alot, because when I shed all over her, she kept hugging me and let me do whatever I wanted even more! How unusual!
Then came the third time. I can't remember much. She dropped me off in the morning and left me HUNGRY FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE LIKE LAST TIME!UGH! That's because they were putting me to sleep for a little while and its bad when they eat before that! I hate that! They shaved my arm (covers nose with paw) and needled me. That doesn't phase me..it's when they clipped my nails I got angry..but didn't bite..Mommy says my teeth are beautiful now and that'll help against developing a stronger heart murmur. God what a month. Now she's going to try to brush my teeth..hHAHAHAHAHAHAH..she might as well give up now. SHE WILL NEVER WIN!
Alright...time to go find havoc to wreak on..
P.S. - I love all my new friends, check them all out! We think they are so much cooler than any of the animals we really know here in New Jersey! Arfidierci!
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