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her highness the pi[ness] addresses her court

Winter Fat

So tonight I got a whole 'nother batch of turkey leftovers, and brussel sprouts and gravy in kibble...
There's still a leftover plate of spaghetti waiting for me.
Mom said she's putting 'winter fat' on me. I'm not sure what that is, but keep it coming.
We had a fun time over the Halloween Holiday. Mom has pics of us in costume. I was Ms Coco Chanel-ma puts about ten sparkly collars on me...
she better get that pic. I've been trying to get into our local ladies mexican expatriot auxillary, but those long haired snobs won't accept my short coated trailer park heritage in their snooty club....
grr..i need the stock the sparkly neck photos will give me.

OOh mom just said we're going to be in DOG FANCY magazine in MARCH!
Wahoo , that'll show the overly fluffy "mistress provencal's grey poupon', and her snooty well heeled, and papered klatch!
See you on the red carpet my dears!
xoxoox
PI

Dogs Blog...but slippers and balloons blog less?

nope, but close. "Dogs BITE, but slippers and balloons are more dangerous"
Yes, that's it.
Mum's friend Janis just wrote a scathing scathing book....it suggests that We-my gentle biters are NOT so dangerous, deadly and scary as all the media hysteria we have happily amassed neigh these last ga-zillion years.
I for one am worried that NOW i'll have to really cop to my bark being far worse AND prevalent than my bite.
BAH!-HAmburger! [ I mean HUMBUG!]



Mom says to mention that , "It's a well researched refutation of the 'dog bite epidemic. Among other things it refutes the idea that we have more to worry about as we become a society that integrates dogs more fully into our social fabric." -and since Mom controlls the meat, i'm compelled to do her UNHOLY bidding!

The article is in NEwsday this week, and you can read it online.

Here's the article about it and her.
http://www.newsday.com/features/consumer/ny-lspets4530 862nov28,0,2821680.column?coll=ny-advice-print

crazy in love

Rudgers university study shows


"falling in love can be an awful lot like suffering from mental illness"
"brain images with a mixture of mania, dementia and obsession"
SUMMARY: "new love causes uncharacteristic behavior which could be mistaken for psychosis"

Mom says we're shelving the 'mexican fiesta' of chihuahua love I had planned.