Diary of a Bad Lad

Busy Guy

May 17th 2006 9:47 am
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Okay, I know I have been bad about writing lately. I can't help it. I'm a busy guy. Guys like me are in high demand. I am in training to become a Good Canine Citizen. Mom thinks I would make a good therapy dog.

Mom has a TON of fosters and rescues right now, so we have a full house and WOW it's so much fun. There are like 11 kittens running around. Can you imagine? I'm an excellent kitty-sitter.

Speaking of which...I just heard a big *CLANG* in the kitchen. Gotta go investigate!

 

Barking a little update!

April 4th 2006 4:03 pm
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There's been 'bout just a many changes here on Dogster as there have been 'round my house since we've been MIA lately.

I just wanted to pop in and leave a small entry to all my PALS to let 'em know we've been real busy, but we're still around and doing great. Things are slowing down now and hopefully Mom can get our pages updated soon.

We've missed you!!

OHHH - And guess what?!?!

I'MMMMMM HOOOOUSEBROKE!!!!!!!!

 

Accident-Free Days *sigh*

November 2nd 2005 9:36 pm
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Accident-Free Days for those that don't know means the number of days I've gone without doing my business in the house. The number is supposed to get bigger, I know this, I'm not stupid. I am a terrier you know. We terriers are very smart breeds.

I pooped on the MAN's cell phone this morning.

Mom fed us and put us outside like she always does. She let us in the house right before she left for work and then told the MAN to make sure we got a chance to do our thing before he left for work. This is our routine. You shouldn't mess with routines.

He didn't let us back out. He was watching the TV and yelling at it about sick birds spending money or somethin' and I kept going to the door like I know I should to try to tell him I wanted to go outside but he wouldn't pay attention.

His cell phone was on the floor right by that magazine basket by the door. I didn't know it was there and I had to go real bad. What was I suppose to do?!? I had to. He spanked me. Mom has never spanked me. I don't think she knows he spanked me, but Cinder said Mom would be REAL mad with the MAN if she knew.

So, now I have ZERO Accident-Free Days.

 

Gimme Sum Paws No More...

November 1st 2005 3:28 pm
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Humpf, well I had some paws but now they're gone. I asked Cinder and she said Mom has it set so that if we get less than 4 it goes away so our feelings won't get hurt. I don't think Mom gets it that if the paws are gone I already know I got less than 4.

Oh well, it's probably 'cause I don't have very good pictures. Mom took those pictures the first day she brought me home and then the camera battery died. She couldn't find the charger, so we couldn't take more pictures.

She thinks it's in her office and will look for it she says. I want my paws back even if I only have one, it just looks silly with no paws. What kind of dog has no paws?!?

 

Old Movies, New Friends and First Rosettes

October 28th 2005 10:32 am
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Hi Pals! I GET TO HAVE A DIARY!!!

So, finally all the 'puter hogs got done and it was my turn to get on Dogster. I was so excited because Cinder told me that I had a Rosette! Mom said that definitely warrants getting my own diary started, so here I am.

This is my very first Rosette EVER and it is from the prettiest little terrier named Lizzy. She looks really spunky! We are already pals and I am so flattered that she gave me a Rosette. She will always be very special to me because she gave me my first Rosette EVER!

So, Lizzy said that her Mom calls her "Leezard Leezard" like from the movie Godzilla. But, I have never seen Godzilla. Cinder imitated how it sounds in the movie though and she said it in this funny voice, BOL! We are going to channel surf later and see if it is on AMC or another old movie channel.

Mom always leaves the TV on Animal Planet for us, but the felines change the channel to Discovery Health. They are always try to watch surgeries. They are so weird.

I think I'm going to go find that Ditto. He slapped me in the face this morning while I was trying to drink out of that giant swirling water bowl in that room with that big shampooer on the floor. He must pay for that. Later guys!

 
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