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My Furry Life

Howl-o-ween

One more thing that's just not fair, they get candy! They just sit there and scarf it down, fatties, not even letting me lick the wrappers. I even give them my 'cutie-pie' face. They don't fall for it. (they think they're so smart b/c they control the food) So, my moms trying to decide if i'm going to dress up for halloween. She tested me by putting a shirt on me. At first i didn't want it. the whole time she was trying to put it on i kept wiggling and biting. But then once it was on it wasnt so bad. Daddy even said i looked pretty. (Ha, pretty silly i bet) So now mom thinks i might be able to dress up, but what's the point if i dont get candy?!?

Oh, and i still like farting! (even though mom told me it's not 'lady-like', psshhh, what does she know, she's has a baby in her tummy that makes he burp... A LOT!)

I'm a biter...amongst other things (i drop silent bombs- too!!).

My mommy spanks me all the time! I dont know why. I mean everytime she spanks me i only have her shirt in my mouth, or her pant legs, or her hair, or her feet, or her face. I dont see what the big deal is. It's just her head! I mean i always lay on her face in the morning when i want the pillow, i mean she just needs to learn to roll over and share.
My other new favorite thing is farting. Mom calls me Flatulence Girl. I usually let them slide while i'm sleeping, since they're quiet. Mom freaks out when i fart on her pillow. MWUHAHAHAHA (Sometimes i let a little one go then i leave the room and mom blames it on dad!)
I love my life!!!!!

Meet me!

Hello everyone. I just thought i'd say hi and tell you all a litte about myself.
Today was a nomal day for me. I woke up at 5am and jumped on my mom and dad to wake them up. Daddy got up with me and took me outside to potty. When I go outside to potty i am CRAZY! I like to run and bite ankles and the legs of you pants, i dig, and roll aound in the grass (which gets me all wet in the morning). But if you wander from my sight for even one second i will whine and bark and cry until you come get me!
Then he fed me. This is my favorite thing in the whole world. When mommy or daddy finish fixing my food and turn to put my bowl down i dance and turn in circles and wag my tail so hard i slip on the tile and fall on my belly. But i get up so fast because i love to eat my food. I eat all of it and drink all my water in under 4 minutes... EVERYTIME!
Then i like to aggravate daddy when he gets ready for work. I bite his shoelaces, bite his fingers, run up and down the stairs, and steal his socks. Then before he leaves for work, daddy and i play fetch. I am still leaning and sometimes I bring back the wrong toy. :) Then after daddu leaves for work i run upstairs and jump on mommy's head to wake her up, but she doesn't get up. Mommy has a baby in her belly and has to keep moving me off of her tummy. So i just sleep in the bed with her until she wakes up.
Me and mommy play all day. She gives me lunch and walks me and even turns on the sprinkler for me almost everyday. But then she wants to dry me off and brush me . I think this is pointless, so when she's done i just la on my back and wiggle to mess it all up. Mommy says i'm silly, she calls me "Silly Lily".
I sitll pee pee on the puppy pads, even though mommy takes me outside more than 6-7 times a day. I'm trying but i just dont quite get it yet. And i take about 3 naps a day too. When mommy sneezes it wakes me up. She's so loud! Then i lay my head down and sigh for being woken up. But when i wake up i love to go jump on the couch and jump on mommy's back. She gives me treats if i do my trick, sit.
When daddy comes home we go to the park and i chase butteflies and dig in the sandbox. I love getting mud and sand on my nose and mouth, mommy and daddy laugh at me because it gives a mustache and i'm a girl dog.
I LOVE kids! Whenever i see them i try to run to them and play with them. MOmmy has to hold me back and say "Calm down Lily, be gentle" because i jump up and get too excited.
After I eat my dinner we go on our night walk and daddy wrestles with me on the floor. But i have learned how to jump onto the coffee table so then i think i am Queen of the House!
I go to sleep when mommy and daddy do, but i dont sleep in the bed. The covers make me too hot, so i lay half in the bathroom so the tile cools my belly and half in the bedroom so i can still see that my parents are there.

I love dogs too and thanks for reading about me!