I love my humans

Dear Diary,

I am very happy with these humans that rescued me, but hey!!! Someone has to tell them that I am only 10" tall, and that they have GOT to move to someplace that doesn't have 4 feet of snow! I loved making snow angels this past winter, but sheeeeeeeesh.... I couldn't find my Pen under all this snow, and besides, would THEY want to go potty in sub-zero weather? I think not!!! Next winter, I am going to learn to jump up high enough to turn down the thermostat, so they have a cooooooooooooooold seat in their bathroom! {{{ giggle }}}

Well, I'm off to kill some more of the squeakers in my toys!! I just LOVE to kill those squeakers! Once they don't squeak anymore, they are just not as fun. I bury them in the laundry baskets with my stash of bones tho, just in case I run out of ones that DO squeak!!

Ta-ta for now!

Ruby