...just saying howdy.....

grunt, grunt.....gota make this quick....grunt, grunt....think the papa is on to me....snort, snort....been surfin the inner-net too much......

woo, woo, woO!.....just wanted to say woo, woo, (woof, woof..for you doggies) to all my new pup/ sharpie (flowered too) pals.....grunt, grunt....you are all sooo cool and good looking!..........howdy to: FSBO , Maggie the Flowerchild, Mishu, Boyd, Raisin the Roof (Mushu), Malani, Fiona (aka. FiFi), maxwell, George Underwood, Kiku, COOKIE, ----Jordan----, Echo, Ducky, Scout, Rosie, Polo, Bella, Hobie, and last but not least (love your bat wings) Francis Rocks!....grunt, grunt, snort, snort....... hope you all are chasing lots of kitties and staying away from the (mean) dragons......

doggy contests and sleepytime....

grunt, grunt.....today i tried to enter the doggie contest (i saw other sharpie's enter...snort, snort...so i thought it was ok-dokey to enter)......grunt, snort.....but the doggie judges said i can't cause i'm living over here in germany....

grunt, grunt.....oh well, it would have been unfair for the other doggies.......grunt, grunt.......because i would have entered the sleepytime contest part....snort, snort.....sharpies are the best at sleepytime in the whole world.......just look at my pictures!...grunt, grunt, snort!.....i practice doing it all the time....snort, snort......of course i would have had to compete with some other sharpies..grunt, snort.....but i'm sure none of them practice sleepytime as much as i do..

snort, snort....sometimes i practice sleepytime soooo much that i don't even go gusy!...(gusy is what the mama and papa call going outside to chase kitties....snort, snort...grunt....i mean going outside for a walk)..... instead of going gusy i will lay there and wait for the mama to get tired of trying to get me to go outside.....grunt, snort......sometimes she will do a little dance... snort, snort.... i like to think of it as the gusy dance..snort,snort!...would be entertaining if i wasn't sooooo sleepy........after watching the mama do the gusy dance i usually practice more sleepytime.....snort, snort......not that i am lazy...just good at what i do....snort!

land of the dragons....

grunt, grunt, snort, snort....i found out where the papa keeps his laptop...snort, snort........and with magic internet (no cables...snort, snort, papa is soooo smart..wag,wag) now i can surf the inner-net and talk to my new pals even when the mama and papa are home sleeping, or eating.....grunt, grunt, snort!

okay, now to my latest adventure...snort, snort, grunt.....today i was sooooo brave (and not tooo scared!)....mama and papa took me on a looong walk (didn't see any kitties though...snort!)....but i did see some snorting dragons!!....oh, they are sooooo big and mean....grunt, grunt, grrr!!...i know they want to eat me...snort, grrr!....but of course they wont try to eat me while the papa is around!....he's not afraid of anything.....(except those tasty 8 legged crawly thingies...snort, yumm)....i don't know why mama and papa always want to show me off to the dragons (papa calls them horsies...but i know they are really dragons!...snort, grunt, grrr!)...dragons don't care how cute and snuggly i am...snort, snort... they just want to know what i taste like!...if i wasn't such a nice sharpie i would bite one of those dragons..grrr.....i still remeber the day i first saw a dragon..

...of course i wasn't scared ( i am a shapie....snort)...i went up to snort it..... and it zapped my nose with fire...GRrrrr!!!....i was sooooo mad and scared.....because it barely touched my nose...grrr...and it hurt soooo bad....papa tried to tell me that it wasn't the dragon ....grunt, grunt...grrrr....but a string fence with electric-city in it.......(i don't always believe what the papa tells me)....snort, snort, i am a sharpie and smart enough to know.......no way a electric-city could fit in a string fence thingy!, snort, snort!........now when i see dragons.....snort!...i try to go the other way....but the mama and papa always want me to get soooo close to those Big, Mean, dragons!!..snort, grrr!...sometimes i hope that the dragons will try to eat me while the papa is watching....grunt...then he will see how mean they are.....snort!....until then i will have to keep being brave when visiting the land of the dragons.....snort!!

nice next door people....

wooo, wooOO, WOO!... to all my fans...grunt, grunt, snort,snort.... sharpie and doggie friends alike....grunt, grunt.... I'm back on the inner-net! snort, grunt!!

mama changed the passwd but i watched her as she changed it, snort, snort....i'm soooooo smart, grunt, snort!.....she thought I had to go potty, snort, snort....because i like to stare at mama and papa when i wanna go chase kitties..snort, snort...oops,i mean, go potty....snort, snort......this time i was watching mama as she put in her new passwd!....grunt,grunt.....it still took me a while to guess the passwd..grunt, grunt......'cause mama types soooooooooo fast!....ahchooo, shake, shake....grunt, grunt.....ah made me sneez, jus' thinking about it....

today the nice people from next door came over to see me!!...grunt, grunt....mama and papa were happy too!.... they all ate yucky human food and drank smelly human stuff.....grunt, grunt....papa calls it kaa-fee.....grunt, grrr.....smells yucky to me.....but the nice next door people took turns petting me and telling me how pretty i am (like i didn't know!...snort, snort...i am a sharpie, dont' you know)..it was lots of fun..... they even spent some time talking to the mama and papa so they wouldn't feel bad for all the attention i was getting....snort, grunt...wag, wag.....i like to be pet (sometimes)......but i RRReally like to be told how cute.....and snuggly i am!!...wooo, wooo, wooo.....sometimes..snort, snort...they tell me i look like a teddy bear........i hope they come over again... snort, and bring GOOOD things to eat...like chicken PIZZA....wag, wag.....snort!

coooold today...

mama and papa went out again...snort.... they told me to sleep good and watch the place (like I wasn't going to do that anyway..snort!.. sometimes i think they forget I'm a sharpei..grunt, snort!).... little do they know I am surfin' the inner-net again....snort... just like my papa!!

no bads or doggie vets today, snort,grrrr!.......today we went for a walk and it was a lot colder, i looked for snow but didn't see any...snort, grunt..oh well... not cold enough for the white stuff.... I can't wait for the snow!....it's sooooo white and soft and tastes good too!....snort, wag, wag.....i wanted to lay in the sun today but mama said it was toooo cold...grunt, grunt...not too cold for me, don't they know i'm a sharpie..... i have no fear (oh, except hissing kitties)....am strong (almost as strong as the papa!)...... and i am sooo wrinkly, sooo bad doggies can't get mee..snort, snort, grunt, grrr!!!.....i looked for some kitties, grunt, wag, wag......but didn't see any either....i don't think the kitties like the cold.......i did snort the wabbits next door, snort, wag, wag.....papa says they are wabbits, but i think they are kitties with big ears, snort, snort.....wag....wag.......hey, what's that noise...grunt, grunt....grrr....whoo, whoo, whooo...grrr.. oh no the mama and papa are back....i spent way too much time looking at all the coool doggies and sharpies.....wag, wag,wag.......have to bloggy more later...snort, grunt.........

Ahh, my first web bloggy......

It's about time... I finally figured out my mama's passwd... now I can surf the inner-net, like my papa.... the inner-net is sooo cool, grunt, grunt, snort, snort!... now i can meet sooooo many cool Sharpies and doggies too, grunt, grunt, snort!...

Today, soooo many things happened, grunt, snort!... I woke up late with the mama and papa... then papa picked me up (oh how I hate that, snort, snort!) and took me to the bad room... last time papa wanted to give me a bad (said I was smelly, no way! I am a sharpei, and i don't smell), i snuggled up to him and wagged my tail, snort, snort, worked good!... oh, not this time...papa said time for bad and I went to snuggle mode, then next thing I know, I'm in the bad room! grunt!... Such a bad room!.... then I was wet and he put this smelly stuff on me (i thought he didn't want me to be smelly!.. grunt, snort!!)... and the water was sooooo wet!! not cold like from the river (which tastes sooooo good, yum!) but very very wet and bad...because it comes from the bad room...snort! After that mama took me to the doggie vet (doesn't she know that I'm a sharpie and don't need to see a doggie vet), snort!.. doggie vet said i was okay dokey and didn't need a shot thingy... but then he did a very bad thing to my butt, snort, grunt, grrrrr!!... oh, that doggie vet, if I wasn't sooo nice, I'd bite that doggie vet, grrr.... or least give a loud grunt!... after doggie vet did more bad stuff to me, he said i was okay dokey and could go home, i new that before I left home..grunt...snort.. but no one ever asks me!! grunt... after that we went home and i got good liber treats!! snort, snort, wag, wag...it makes me happy thinking about it....wag, wag......

oh, oh...snort!... mama and papa are back!!...wag, wag.. snort.. wag.. wag.. gotta goooo.... snort!