Dear Diary

Weight: 16.5 pounds
Mood: Depressed

80 Kibbles/5 minutes, 5 laps of water, one stolen cookie

7:30 AM: Damn stomach, always giving me trouble (upchucked all of last night's chicken and beef dinner). Nice way to ruin a Saturday.

8:49 AM: Great. The Hershey's Squirts. My weekend is starting off soooo great.

10 AM: My masters snuggled with me on the couch. Watched the cute poodle in the backyard.

12 PM: Masters left to buy food (for me, presumably). Woof! I get the house to myself now.

1:30 PM: Young Master Boy came home. He smells like other boys.

4:20 PM: Momma's home! Food!