Puud's Lament

Eye iz a gRRL.........mUm Sazzzzz kNo oDer doGz nAMd riLEE iz gRRLz!

GRUFFFFFFFF RUFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF 2 aLLLL U tUrD hEdded sWumP wlkerz Hoo hAtz biG doGz!

ouCh VETTTTTTZZZZZZZZZ

hurTz moi Ei n I hAd 2 gO 2 dA vetZ!

sUm hUmanZ cAmE eN n HaD a dAwg mUm SaId WuZ a BaUsToN TeRror oR SumPn.

dAt daWg wuZ SiCk n Mum sAid iT wEnTz 2 sLeeeP.

mUm wuZ sAd n So wUz iTz mUm n dAd.....dAt lAdie wUz maKin rAin.

i tRied 2 mAk hUr lAuF, buTT sHee wUz 2 sAd......i'm seW Soree iTz sLeepn nOw.

mOi Ei sTil hurTz n i hav 2 Do nAsTe cRemE en iT.......yUk. iT KlOseZ oN iTz owN nOw. Ei wuZ sKared 2 gO ooTsIdE LaS NiTe! cUldNt SeEE!

mUm Sai dAt daWg eZ n hEben nOw. lIke hErsHe moi wEstee fRend.

hI pAwz 2 daWgs En hEben************

i dIDnt pOuld sTuFFN oTTA mY pUppee DaWgs bUtT

mUM i dIDN-t PoUl sTufFn fRuM pUppEEz bUtT!!!! i dID-EnT dO iT!!! hOOOOOnEsT!!!!

i JuS KloZe mI Eys KuZ i tInk lite-n mItE sTrke...... oRR sUmp-n.....hOOOOOnEsT!

i tInK ScOt pUt dAt sTuf dEre.

i tInK aNdEE dId iT.....yUp dA KaT dId iT........i dId-Ent dO iT.


hEy......mAiBe.... dAt.... sTufD.... dAwG FaRTd? ....wHat u tInk? pUppEE FaRTd!

wHen iT FaRTd..... dAt sTuF coMeZ oUt oF iTz bUtT? ........uH...hUh......wHaT u tInK?

i aM eNo-cEntT!

hOt dAwG BuNNz

I gOtZ hOt dAwG BuNNz dIZ MoRnng 4 BrKFsT . MuMs gOtz a FiRe gOng KuZ ShE saz bRRRRRRRR CooLD daWgEEs!

ScOt goTz up By moM an So i gOtZ On dA tInY fOOtsTOOOOOOOl n I AKTS liK iM lIttel dAwG! mOm sAz AWWWWWWW prEttEEEEE GoLLLLLden GRLLLLLLL! I Tink I wIlLLL AkT sWeEEEEt n dEn gO OuTTT n dIG a BIGGGGGG hOl iN Da gArdEn n SEEEEE iF I kaN mAk dAt bIgg TrEEEE fAlL eN dEre! hEEEEEE hARRRRRRR!

EyE wIll LeT U KnO lAtr iF iM SuKsEssFul!

hiDeho PaWz 2 aLL GoOd dAwgs!

SNOOOOOOOOOO WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

I luB sNoooo. wE DrIBeD loN tIm aN nOW aT GraNmAs HosE aN DeRes lOTS a snOOOOOOOO. SnO 4 EatN N pLayIn N BiTn N RoLlN. i LuB sNoooooo an So duZ ScOT. bUT wErZ tHa GrAs gO?

Hershey iN Heben

MuM Saz mY FrEENd HeRsheY iS in DaWg HebeN nOw. i LiKEd HeR MuCh...ShE wAz a wEsTeE N nIcE 2 mEE. IM SorEE mUm. mUM SaZ ShEe GoEs OvEr ThA RanEDBow BrIGe n BeE wITh ElLie n SamEE n hEr SiStr CagNey.

Im SorEE AnTeeY ByrDee n CeeCee. PlEaZe CoMe SeE ME n ScoT n WE wiLl MaK u LaUgh.

SaD Daze HeRe in Da DawG PoUnD. HiGh PaWs 2 HeRshey iN HebEn.

Byrds n BrEaD

MuM trOws OuT BreAD 4 ByRdS n I ruN ouT n EeT iT....Mum sAZ NOOOOOO. BAADDD DaWG! i DoNT cARE, I eAtZ bReaD n sTicKz n dIRt. YUMMMMMM. NoW scot EatZ diRT 2! HEEEE HARRRRRR

Hi PaWZ 2 U!

DAwg IcEEE CrEmeeeeeeWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

MoMs gott DaWg IcE CremE 4 Me n ScOT. yUMMy yuM! wE WAnT mUCh mORe IcEEE CrEme! Mum saz wR uZn uP Al hUr mOnEE! Pour aNDe ...hIm DoNt geT An-EE buTT muM getZ hIm ChCkn!

MuM geTZ uPSit CuZ I EaTz aAll DaT STuFfiN En My Toi! My cOw iZ EmPtEE noW!

I BEtZ It mAkZ mE fLoAt BeTR!!!! HeEEE HaRRRR.....GRAGHHHHHHHHHHHH (cauFF cauFf)!

TyME 4 KoNG PlAAAAA! hIGh FiVE PaWZ 2 UUUUU!

dA BaRC PArC!!!!

Mum tok me n Skot 2 da bArc pArc 2 raze monEE fUr a PaRc 4 dAwgS!

ManE Smellz N dAwgS WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...lOtZ oF DaWgs LiK mE!!!!! N liTTlE dAwgs n BiG dAwgS,

sUm hAd FurZ suM DonTz!

WWhhhhhhhEEEEEE

We gotz TrEaTz n Tois ,

n I Be TeRid n slEEEpEEEE


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Fry DA

Mum wuz sAd cuz sHe wuz reIdn bot dogz dat wuz mised (MuM Saz PaSD A wAy). So man-e wundrfL dogz R gOne....I Giv Hur SUm KiSZ 2 MaK Hur FeEl BTr.

Hi FiV Dawg PadS 2 U!