Not in the top 5 gassiest!

Mom and I just saw that they have the 5 top gassiest dogs listed on dogster. Boston Terriers are not in the top 5! Mom's mouth actually fell open when she didn't see Boston Terriers. OK so maybe I fart when she gives me massages or when I am sitting on dads lap, when I go to sleep, when I play, when I wake up. It's how I roll.

Tomorrow is the Woof to Woof. That is a really rad dog event here in Scotts Valley. They have free treats! There are dog agility contests, a parade, dog training, vaccinations, vendors, lots of dogs and peeps, foodetc.. I like to walk around and pee on displays.

Alright peeps, I gotta kick Vinnie's ass. He is all up in my face. Mom keeps giving him catnip! Thanks mom.

"Cuz I'm freeeee... Free fallin'"
Abe

So it's been a while

DUDES!!!!!!!! It's been way too long since I have pawed a diary entry. What can I say? I am a busy guy. I just woke myself up snoring.

Things are rad. Mom has been taking me to the beach a lot. She looks for sea glass (I have no idea why, what the hell is she going to do with it?) I sniff, pee, sniff, pee... run really fast, dig holes, get into the water a little. Sometimes my Tante Rikki and my cousin Coco go with us. Coco is cute. I like her. Tante Rikki always tells my mom that she is a tool with me. Ummmm YEAH! That would be the point.

My little brother Vinnie is over a year old now! I remember when mom and dad brought him home. He was so little. Now he is big like me. We play in the morning and at night.

Mom hates mimes.

"Heyyyyy mommma rock me...."
Abe

Vibey?? Perhaps

WHAT UP PUPS????? I haven't written in sooo long. My bad.

So my mom is leaving for a few days for vacation with her girlfriends. Dad is staying home with me and that pain in the ass Vinnie. Get this... mom and dad have this laser light thing that they flash all over the room and Vinnie loses his mind trying to catch it. It is very disruptive when I am chewing on a greenie. Anyway... the other morning my brainiac brother is staring at the red dot light on our cable box. Mom just about had a melt down laughing. It was pretty humorous. He may not be the sharpest tack in the box, but he's alllll ours!

I growled at mom this morning cuz I was warm and cozy and she wanted to give me kisses. She said I was vibey.

I have been hanging out a lot in East Side Santa Cruz. I dig the east side. Lots of neato surfers. They dig me.

Well I have to pee.

"like a rolllin' stone...."
Abe

cold

It's cold outside. I know, I know, all you pups from Chicago, Boston, Jersey etc are thinking "oh dude please..." but it's cold to me. I have had shirts on for two weeks. I like shirts.

Vinnie has been stealing moms yarn! He took a whole skein from the bedroom downstairs and brought it to the living room upstairs. Mom was like "what the hell?" but she laughed. Since her "work" wasn't attached to it she was all good.

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID leaf blower guy is outside today. I tell you, one day... I can't stand that guy. He's a yutz.

"as I was walking down the street one day..."
Abe

dog bed

Hey pups!! What up?? Happy holidays to everyone. Mom and dad got me a bed. I love my couch (they think it's their couch but they are in denial) This bed they bought me is pretty cool. It's cushy and kinda groovy colors. Vinnie keeps sleeping in it! This morning I sat in it and mom and dad fussed over me. I put my cookie and my greenie in it this morning too. I am claiming this thing as mine.

Mom took me to the West side today, usually I strut on the East side but change is good. It was really nice. I barked at a surfer, that was rad. Oh and mom saw a friend and I let her pet me but then I barked at her. Mom says the same thing "yeah.. he's not really Mr. Social" Whatever.

The Christmas tree is still standing despite that moron brother of mine climbing it all the time.

Well it smells really good in here, mom is cooking something yummy I can tell. She says if she takes all her cholesterol vitamins that it negates something or other. Yet more denial.

Merry Christmas everyone! I hope Santa brings you some cool stuff!!
"put one foot in front of the other... and soon you'll be walking out the door"

Mom's new hat

WHAT UP PUPS????????????????? My mom and dad are so glad it's Friday they can hardly stand it. I only know that cuz mom said "dude, it if it wasnt' Friday today, I would so open a vein" Mom is such a drama queen.

So mom and dad babysat Kaycee the neighbor dog. She is so cute. We all went on walks together. I usually aint so into that but she is really cute! Anyhow, mom told the neighbors "say hi to Goofy for me" cuz they were going to Disney Land. Well they brought her all this cool Goofy stuff including this rad hat that I want REALLY bad. It's got these like dread things on top. Mom was holding it on her lap and I got a hold of one of the dread things in my mouth. I did the "boston lock jaw" thing on it. Mom tried to coerce me to let go. She kept giggling. Then dad came over to try to open my mouth and I growled. They both laughed then. Dad offered me a cookie and I let it go. Mom then ran out of the room with the hat and I chased her. I dont' know where it is now but I want it!!!

My Tante Judy is coming to stay with us this weekend. She's rad. I don't like guests but she's family so it doesn't count.

"my blood runs cold... my memory has just been sold... my angel is a centerfold..."
ABE

VINNIE = SCHMUCK

Vinnie is going on walks with us now. I love the little dude but he is a complete pain in the a**!!!! I will say that mom and I were able to ditch him yesterday. He followed us all over, he would go tearing past us, showing off, climbing up trees, pounce on me, even when I was pooping!! Mom got on him for that!! It was rad! Anyhow, mom threw a pebble and Vinnie chased it and we ran real fast. My brother the intellectual giant didn't follow us. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dad just got home. I had to inspect the bags he had to see if there was anything for me. OK, it's time to go for a walk, without Vinnie!!!

"I hear ya knockin' but you can't come in"
Abe

guests? I don't like guests....

Sigh... apparently we are having guests or should I say guest for Thanksgiving. It's my human brother Alex. Don't get me wrong... he's a good guy and mom and dad really love him. I just don't like people in this house. It's my crib. I know I have control issues but I don't care!! They said they would have to put me in the bedroom while Alex is here so that they can all eat in peace. ACK!! I just thought of something. She will probably lock Vinnie up with me because he is always getting in the middle of everything in the kitchen. Oy vey. Well, I do know this. If I don't get a large amount of turkey I am going to get seriously street on someone.

There is a light at the end of this tunnel though.... Mom and dad have 4 days off in a row. That means beach time! WOOOOOOOOOOO!! I love the beach. I like running as fast as possible, destroying sand castles, stealing food and peeing on things people own.

"As I was walking down the street one day...."
Abe

Massages

Mom gave me such an awesome massage last night. I was sooooo relaxed. It took a while to get her to do it. I pulled out all the stops. She was knitting. I don't like it very much when she knits. She can do that while I am sleeping ya know?????? Anyhow, I kept whining/growling/barking at her. I kept bumping my toys into her knee and hand. She would get on the floor with me, tell me I was very cute, give me kisses, play tug and then would go back to her knitting. FINALLY she said "do you want a massage?" and I turned my back to her and sat down. She rubbed my shoulders, temples, rib cage, belly... it was pure heaven. ...and then Vinnie showed up. Sigh..... Talk about the energy in the room changing. That cat has issues. BIG TIME.

"Just my imagination.... runnin' away with me...."
Abe

FUN!

Wow, Vinnie and I have been playing chase all morning. The extra cool thing was that mom was paying bills. She is kind of dysfunctional. She had this big pile of papers on the floor. Vinnie and I were playing chase, I was doing my rockets attached to my butt run and I ran through her pile of papers and scattered them all over. Then Vinnie did. What a mess! Glad I don't have to clean it up.

Mom is home, I think she has the day off. She better take me to the beach.

"I'm only waitin' till the morning comes.... till the morning comes... till the morning comes"

Abe