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I have issues...

Not in the top 5 gassiest!

Mom and I just saw that they have the 5 top gassiest dogs listed on dogster. Boston Terriers are not in the top 5! Mom's mouth actually fell open when she didn't see Boston Terriers. OK so maybe I fart when she gives me massages or when I am sitting on dads lap, when I go to sleep, when I play, when I wake up. It's how I roll.

Tomorrow is the Woof to Woof. That is a really rad dog event here in Scotts Valley. They have free treats! There are dog agility contests, a parade, dog training, vaccinations, vendors, lots of dogs and peeps, foodetc.. I like to walk around and pee on displays.

Alright peeps, I gotta kick Vinnie's ass. He is all up in my face. Mom keeps giving him catnip! Thanks mom.

"Cuz I'm freeeee... Free fallin'"
Abe

So it's been a while

DUDES!!!!!!!! It's been way too long since I have pawed a diary entry. What can I say? I am a busy guy. I just woke myself up snoring.

Things are rad. Mom has been taking me to the beach a lot. She looks for sea glass (I have no idea why, what the hell is she going to do with it?) I sniff, pee, sniff, pee... run really fast, dig holes, get into the water a little. Sometimes my Tante Rikki and my cousin Coco go with us. Coco is cute. I like her. Tante Rikki always tells my mom that she is a tool with me. Ummmm YEAH! That would be the point.

My little brother Vinnie is over a year old now! I remember when mom and dad brought him home. He was so little. Now he is big like me. We play in the morning and at night.

Mom hates mimes.

"Heyyyyy mommma rock me...."
Abe

Vibey?? Perhaps

WHAT UP PUPS????? I haven't written in sooo long. My bad.

So my mom is leaving for a few days for vacation with her girlfriends. Dad is staying home with me and that pain in the ass Vinnie. Get this... mom and dad have this laser light thing that they flash all over the room and Vinnie loses his mind trying to catch it. It is very disruptive when I am chewing on a greenie. Anyway... the other morning my brainiac brother is staring at the red dot light on our cable box. Mom just about had a melt down laughing. It was pretty humorous. He may not be the sharpest tack in the box, but he's alllll ours!

I growled at mom this morning cuz I was warm and cozy and she wanted to give me kisses. She said I was vibey.

I have been hanging out a lot in East Side Santa Cruz. I dig the east side. Lots of neato surfers. They dig me.

Well I have to pee.

"like a rolllin' stone...."
Abe