July 19th 2005 7:40 am
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Dear Diary,

My birthday will be here pretty soon and I'm going to be 8 years old. My Mom gets worried because Bull Mastiffs only live to be about 8-10 years old but I keep telling her to stop worrying. If I live on love, I'll be 100 before I go.

My parents take me for a walk in the morning when it's cooler. It's hot right now and the hurricane season is here. Last year we had to leave for a while. We got 2 hurricanes last year. I don't like them and I hate thunderstorms. I shiver when I see the lightening and hear the thunder.

I think I'll sleep today. I do that the best of anything I do. I am snoring right now as a matter of fact. I wish you could hear me. I sound like Curly from the Three Stooges. Well, that's all for now, Diary. I have to catch up on my beauty sleep. I'm already handsome enough but I want to keep my edge.