The Rain will not BITE!

Dammit dog, you haven't pooped in two days.
PLEASE, I'm getting tired of your mopey looks.

The rain will not make you melt.
It won't bite or burn you. I promise.

Gahhhhhhh.

Please stop looking at me like that.
Believe me, I can't turn off the rain.

You'll just have to wait until it stops.

And in the meantime, if your stinky farts don't kill us, we will too.

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