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Attention Deficit Dog: Chronicles of Natas

on the road again, just like willie.

So we've moved yet again, I can't count 'cause I'm a pug, but we've done it again.
Our life used to seem quite fancy, our own place, lots of treats and toys, lots of room, and just us and mom. No big deal.

Then we start moving. First it's with the girl with the weiner and the big cat. Then it's the girl who looks and smells like mom, with the little girl that looks and smells like mom, and our cousins, Bogie and Rocket. Then it's the big guy with the cold, white yard... that was actually fun once we got used to it.

Now, mom's in "school" and there are six other humans in the house. She calls them roommates. There's another dog, two rats, and a snake.

Today the dog bit me. Some of the roommates are not very careful and they leave that other dogs food everywhere. I must say, it was quite tempting, but the other dog bit me and fought me and Poot. I ended up with a bloody foot. Mom took me to the vet but by the time we got there I was so happy for being in the car that I'd stopped limping and bleeding and she decided I didn't need to see him. Thank goodness, I hate that place.

I'm getting special loving time now, just me and mom and poot, all cuddled up on the couch. Sigh.

Loved

Mom got me an' Poot rain coats and parkas since the weather here got so nasty and we'd go outside and shiver and not poop.

My coat is pink, you can see it in my picture. I think it makes me look cute. Poot doesn't like hers, even though it's not too girly, she says she wasn't cold and she has got enough fur. I like it. I'm not fond of the rain coat, but it's supposed to keep me dry and I guess that is all that matters. Yeppers.

So look at my picture and admire me. :)

xoxo

STIR CRAZY

or just plain crazy, I don't know which. Me an' Poot been just playing with little girls and stuff, and I'm scratching 'em and Mom's saying she's gonna get my nails gnawed off again and that she's gonna get me an' Poot our own leeshez, leiciez, I think it's French, and start walking us every day so we isn't waking her up at 5 am no more.

I peed on the carpet and she was embarassed.