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My Life as a Princess

Princess Update

My mommy finally got off the computer and let me have a turn. She’s obsessed, I swear. Anyways, I was really sad when I saw that I never told you any of my fun stories from the past few months. Where do I start….hmmm. Well first there was Turkey Day..
Mommy let me wear my purple velvet dress that Aunt Muffin outgrew. I looked so pretty in it!! Grampi kept slippin’ me turkey under the table and then my belly hurt terrible. I made sure Oliver got just as much as me. Not because I wanted him to have a treat…. But I figured that if my belly hurt then so should his. Right?

Mommy and daddy got married between Turkey Day and Santa Day. Oliver and I spent a few nights at Grammi and Grampi’s so they could have some “alone time”-whatever that means. Anyways, Santa Day was all very exciting. This was our first one at the new house, so it was different but fun. I told Oliver he should pee-pee on the Christmas tree skirt or he wouldn’t get any presents. He’s so gullible. On Christmas morning, Santa had left us present in our stockings. Mine is pink of course. Oliver got a blue one ‘cause he’s a stinky boy. I got a baby ducky that squeaks, a rubber hotdog, a new green bone, and some People Crackers. I got some other lame toy with a bell in it, but I don’t like that one… so I gave it to Oliver. Oliver got some toys from Santa as well, so really those are mine too. All in all, I made out pretty well.

Mommy and Daddy went on their honeymoon after the big ball on T.V. dropped, and Oliver and I spent the week at Grammi’s house. It was so much fun!! We got to run around in the big yard everyday, and play in the snow. We don’t get to do that too much at home because we don’t really have our own yard. After a few days, I started to miss mommy and daddy though. Grammi told me they would bring me back a present though, and then I felt better. I got a lot of treats when I was on vacation at Grammi’s too!! I think I gained a whole pound. Shh, don’t tell. When Mommy and Daddy finally came back…. Grammi was right!!! They brought me a pink hat that says “Princess” and ties under my chin. I look like a little French painter. Hehe… I’m so pretty. It's good to have them home and be a happy family again!!

Can't a girl change her mind?!

So I guess I kinda, sorta, maybe like my little brother afterall. He took some getting used to, ‘cause he’s crazy, but I think he’ll do. Now I have somebody to play with when mom and dad are busy, and he’s fun to push around cause he’s smaller than me. I’m pretty little so there aren’t many other doggies that I can say that about. Sometimes I hold him down and tickle his tummy. He usually starts to cry though and daddy tells me to be nice. That’s when I give daddy my sad eyes so he picks me up and snuggles me!

Oliver’s got sharp teethies though, and sometimes he bites my ears. I just bite his tail and chase him around the kitchen when he does that. Sometimes I even take his toys when he’s not looking!! He gets to eat yummier food than me though. Mom tells me not to eat out of his bowl, but I usually wait until she leaves the room and then I sneak a few bites. I try to chew quietly so she won’t know. Hehe.. I’m so tricky! When Oliver gets bigger, I’m going to teach him to beg, and play dressup. I’m always the princess, so maybe he can be my servant boy. Maybe mom can make him a costume. Gosh, I’m full of the good ideas.

Baby Brother

Mom and Dad brought home another baby. Naturally, I was a bit upset about the whole mess because.. afterall.. I'M the baby in the family. So I decided to hide upstairs for a while, and then poo on the rug. I felt much better after that move--having made my point and all.

I'm still not too sure about this new brother thing. Maybe he'll turn out to be fun, but it's doubtful. All I know is that my toy supply has just been doubled...so I have to go play now.