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My Life As A Dog

My Surgery

Well, I went to the dog doctor the other day and" boy", did I get
a big surprise' My mommy took me to have my thyroid checked. The
doc gave me some medicine to make me all better. But, much to my
surprise, she had more in store for me.
This man wants to cut on me. Has he lost his mind? I pitched one of
the biggest tantrum you have ever seen. Would you believe this man
wants to take away my doggiehood. He actually stuck me with a long
needle and walked away. My mommy was standing beside me, telling
me "It's going to be alright." My eyes began to get heavy, and the next
thing I knew, I was in lala land.
When I woke up, I was back home lying on the floor beside my mommy's
bed. I looked down at myself and they were gone. You know what I mean.
My mommy told me I was going to be fine.
My stitches come out in two weeks.
I hope every one is happy with this, because I did not give them permission to do this to me. But, if my mom says it's okay, that's fine
with me, because, I know she loves me.

Moving to a new home!!!

Mommy decided we were to move to another town. This was alright because
I hadn't really met any friends yet.
My new home was larger and a much more dangerous place for me to live,
being my age and all. She had to keep me on a small link chain when she let me out to do my business. There were other dogs roaming around, and some
looked pretty rough. I didn't care though, because I had an aggressive attitude about me. I seemed to want to bark at everything in sight. Mom surely got upset with me when I did this barking and growling.
One day she let me down to play with a small dog that had come up into the yard. This dog looked like a piece of cake to me. I ran around here and there
showing how aggressive I was. This character of a canine just stood there looking at me. I decided to see what he was made of. I ran toward him with
all my might. He growled at me one time and started chasing me. Boy, was
I terrified. I immediately turned toward mommy and flew up into her arms.
I then knew I safe. I did continuously bark at him and he tried to get me in my mommy's arms. She just held onto me, hugged me and told me Iwas safe now.
You don't know how happy I was to be in her arms. This creature could have
decapitated my scrawny five pound being.
Mommy is always there when I get in these predicaments. Thats why I love
and trust her.

My first Bath

Even though mommy was gentle with me at bathtime, I had it in my mind that this is something that I do not enjoy. She would try talking to me and
stroking my tiny little body as she washed one limb, two limbs, three ans four.
She was around my face with a washcloth hoping not to get soap in my eyes.
Then, she would move to my back, which really felt great. I could do nothing but stand erect while she scrubbed my tiny torso. Next came my stomach,
this was fairly nice until she got toward my private parts, she tried to be gentle but, I was really shy about this, and you know, I let her know. She got
a little upset with me , but, when my bath was over and I was dryed off and clean. She held me up to her chest, and with a big hug and kiss on my nose,
she told me she was sorry and that she loved me very much.