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Our foot's in the door

A sad day . . . . and another chance at world domination . .- . one city at a time.

I didn't believe Mom when she told me - (she's never been that trustworthy anyway, like telling me having that insane pup STEVIE!!! around would be fun - LIAR!) but it seems as if this time she may be right. My best Boston pal Zoe is no longer around.

Fear not, she did not pass to the pup paradise in the sky, she merely relocated with her guy to Austin. One day she was here, okay - she was here for days on end, and then 'poof!' off into the horizon she goes with her person.

Hopefully the year or so we had together was enough, I have trained her to continue to do my bidding in my plot for world dog domination, that she may continue the battle in a new city. Look out Austin, here comes Zoe - a force to be reckoned with! Scream all you want, she cannot hear your cries! (No, REALLY she cannot hear your cries - she's DEAF!)

Dictator of the Mountain

Recently Mom and I, my new minion Zoe and her person ventured far out into the wilderness that is the lake of the devil and the surrounding rocky terrain.

After the vast amounts of rain this summer the water levels were high, making for a treacherous climb around the fallen boulders surrounding the lake.

My physical might has been proven!

My companions, human and dog, could barely keep up with me and my climbing prowess. Through out the arduous hike I led the way, finding the safest and quickest route up, and then down the mountain. Zoe in particular would freeze in fear, unsure of where to place her paws unless I first led the way. We quickly surpassed other humans, as well as 'outdoor' dogs like labs and retrievers. My might surprised many a human on our treck.

This adventure has only wetted my thirst for adventure. Perhaps next I will climb Mt. St. Helen's or one of the quickly melting glaciers.

Until my next adventure . . .

global warming is a lie - a dirty dirty lie

I've been hearing my people talk about a couple of things recently - the presidential party primaries and global warming.

Paltry position president is. When I become ruler, I will be Mia-the-Great, Dictator of the World, not a mere president.

And as for global warming all I have to say is HA!!!

I have seen no evidence of any warming. I barely managed to survive the dreadful winter. It was the worst winter I have ever experienced (and I do live in the north, mind you). The only time when I could venture outside was when layers of ice froze upon the feet of snow, otherwise it was impassible - far deeper than any dog is tall.

And then today! It's June. Today was to be the day of my grand victory. It was the day of the dog festival in town that was to be thrown. It would have forever renamed in my honor after I bested the best of the canines in competitions of beauty and skill. Alas the dreadful 'global chill' continues, and this day, like all the others this month is cold and dreary, dark and raining.

SOMETHING HAS TO BE DONE BEFORE THE GRAND CELEBRATION OF MY BIRTH IS CANCELLED AS WELL!!!!

Which is why I realized that this myth of global warming must be dealt with. The opposite is true, those who wish for another ice-age are winning the war of propaganda. I had doubted that a make-believe story like 'global-warming' could actually make people change their behavior but no one can doubt the guliability of some. What the fools don't realize is that THE OPPOSITE is true. Temperature increases caused by fossil fuel use is the only thing that keeps the world from becoming a giant ice ball. By converting to 'eco-fuels' you are only fueling your own inevitable icy-cold death.

I call on all dogs everywhere to increase your human's oil consumption. Give them those puppy-dog eyes and make them take you for long car rides! Destroy whatever you can! Refuse to go 'out' to do any business until this climate crissis is dealt with!

Your Future Dictator,

Mia