September 13th 2006 8:32 am
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I think Mommy and Daddy have lost their minds. It started a couple of weeks ago. They took me out and introduced me to this fur ball. They claimed it was a dog, but it looked more like a fluffy rat to me. This so-called dog was... uncivilized. I would chuck it up to her age, a young 13 weeks, but when I was 13 weeks I was already house trained and knew how to sit and catch a ball. That being said, I wasn't impressed.

I don't know if I gave Mommy and Daddy the wrong impression, but for the next two weeks we kept visiting the dog, as if they thought I liked her. I don't like her, but Mommy and Daddy rasied me better than that, so I was polite and played with her. Big mistake.

One day Mommy and Daddy come home WITH the fur ball. Apprently she has a name. Mochi. What a stupid name! Mochi? As in the stickey white rice balls? At least my name has a meaning! Anyway, this dog, Mochi, has been in MY home ever since.

I'll play nice for now, 'cause like I said, Mommy and Daddy raised me right, but if this Mochi dogkeeps chompin' on my tail, clawing my face, and nipping at my knees, I'm gonna have to put her in her place!